ElJefe: You're from Texas. And you suck. This is not coincidental. As a matter of fact, I can think of many things from Texas that suck: Cowgirls, Bushie I, shorthorns, Bushie II, shorthorns, Dallas (it looks like a town built on oil), shorthorns, crap I could go on forever. Well, except Austin. Austin is a cultural oasis in the Texass wasteland. Now if you could just separate it from shorthorn U, all would be swell. Oh yeah, Go Hogs Go!
Nothing brightens my day more than a treatise on how much Texas sucks that was written by someone from the state whose economy is based primarily on the following things: a. Wal-Mart's world headquarters b. crank labs c. selling jelly and moonshine by the side of the road Incidentally, congratulations on winning your bowl game. No, I'm not talking about your BIG win over Mizzou in Shreveport, as if beating Missouri in football actually means anything. I'm talking about your win in Austin in September. Congratulations on filling the role in 2003 of The Crappy Team Each Year That Texas Shouldn't Lose To But Will Lose To, following in the footsteps of such legends as the 2002 Texas Tech Red Raiders, the 2001 Colorado Buffaloes, and others. I guess that makes the 2003 season a success for you, even if you were a complete non-factor in your own conference, which I guess is the usual state of affairs since you've been over in the SEC. Enjoy! And remember: You're still just Arkansas. By the way, do they have paved roads yet in Fayetteville?
So your response is that Arkansas sucks more? Is that the best you can do? And by the way, at least no one expects us to contend in our conference year after year. It must be touch falling short of your goals time and again
Gotta admit I had a pretty low opinion of Arkansas after that state regurgitated Hilary onto the rest of us. But now you're making up for it by offering us Wesley Clark. Keep up the good work. Actually, watching Texas and Arkansas have it out over who's better (in a San Jose soccer forum, no less) is kind of like being the driver on the short bus and watching two "special" kids battle it out over who should get to use the nickname Corky.
Yes, I know, it falls under the category of "stating the obvious," but it still needs to be said. At least you didn't bust out the "arrogant Texas fan" card the way your fellow hog-hat wearing dummies do. Maybe you all are learning that there's a reason why Texas fans can treat you so arrogantly. Lessee, in eight Big XII seasons, we've got one conference title and three appearances in the title game. Frankly, I'll take that any day over having to deal with the lowered expectations that Arkansas fans learn to become accustomed to. Remember, the only reason you were ever anything was because of us.