Anyone know Danish? (Barrett)

here is a translation.
for the first link. here is a page where i got the text translated: http://www.tranexp.com:2000/InterTran
Victory to AGF by Herfølge Debutant destination to fremragende action. AGF waterproof todays træningskamp there sydspanske by 2-0 by Herfølge Boldklub. Vi acted absolutely a kanonkamp : That's that answer Poul His , giving sign at the question about how that went to todays træningskamp. Poul His continued to equal sympathetic composition : After a hard action yesterday , where vi were up against a burly adversary , so were that a true enjoyment today , where played only drew perfectly. I had to relationships to the engagement against russerne only Wade Barret bars and Mads Rieper by from invoke , so there were switched a part forth. All gentleman did that good , and it was glad that March Beck Andersen getting displayed that he too can be score destination – suppression acted a correct good action by 90 minutes. Underway to the engagement changed i only two the player in , where Bojan Djordjic , and after Morten Petersen come to the action. Debutanten March Beck Andersen ( look the pictures ) after the engagement a fatigued , however highly pleased boy. I am of course pleased to get scoret the destination there brings us to front. However that i am best pleased by , is that i getting proven strength by they heavy boys to 90 minutes. It was a boldfaced sensation , and decent can be hardly cease that smile. From Aarhus Stiftstidende’s delegated sportsredaktør Peter Vestergaard sounds item : It is no lie catching Poul His accents that they acted a kanonkamp , by that did they. All gentleman were good , especially i am pleased i me by Tomek’s contribution – he displayed correct good the discretion.

 

I couldnt have said it any better myself

 

Hmmm....injuries or poor play? Why were they substituted out?

 

The article is about AGF's victory over herfølge in a pre-season match in Spain.
Barrett wasn't substituted, he and Rieper were the only players in the lineup who also started AGF's previous practice match.
Except for the debutant goalscorer, individual players aren't named but the AGF coach Poul Hansen thought they played an excellent match.

 

These comments make Ray Hudson's postgame interviews look positively intelligible.

 

Read between the lines here folks....Looks like Mathis is going to Arsenal!!!!

 

Not that anyone probably cares much, as this is not the Danes Abroad forum, but here's the bio from the Thunder site about new forward Niels Bo Daugaard (mentioned in the second article Buff provided) - http://www.mnthunder.com/bios/niels_bo_daugaard.asp - The Thunder already have a former Aarhus striker on the team, Jakob Fenger, who's lived in the US for a while and played for a couple different A-League clubs.

 

Post of the year.

Got the old aching-side thing going on from laughing.

 

Ah to be a fatigued, however highly pleased boy in Denmark. *sigh*

of course, i'd settle for just being a boldfaced sensation.