Anyone been this close to becoming a Professional Footballer.

Discussion in 'Premier League: News and Analysis' started by Mel B, Nov 11, 2004.

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  1. Alan_V

    Alan_V Member

    Apr 22, 2003
    Anaheim, CA via NJ
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    Blackburn Rovers FC
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    United States
    #151 Alan_V, Jul 27, 2007
    Forgot about O'Leary (easy enough to do).

    I stand corrected. Thanks, MAtt.
     
  2. TheMizzu

    TheMizzu Member

    Mar 30, 2007
    Chicago
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    Chicago Fire
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    United States
    #152 TheMizzu, Aug 6, 2007
    some of the earlier stuff in this thread may be the funniest stuff I have heard on BigSoccer. Honestly laughing out load at the "Male Horse Thing" part. haha
     
  3. paulefty

    paulefty New Member

    May 7, 2007
    Singapore
    #153 paulefty, Aug 11, 2007
    where's your photos, mel???
     
  4. PsychedelicCeltic

    PsychedelicCeltic New Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    San Francisco/London
    #154 PsychedelicCeltic, Aug 11, 2007
    That's funny as hell. I hope you were a bit annoyed with the teacher for that.

    That reminds me of an English rugby club with a name similar to some famous club. I can't remember but for giggles we'll call them Gloucester Rovers, something like that. All these electricians and pipefitters in their 30s and 40s on a big old jolly to Bucharest for a pissup. They arrange a few games and one with Steaua Bucharest, who are the best team in Romania (and Romania used to be quite good at rugby) and play in European competitions. They turn up at the National Stadium and there's 20,000 people there and the game's on national TV!
     
  5. spoonman

    spoonman Member

    Sep 6, 2005
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    #155 spoonman, Aug 13, 2007
    :D I remember hearing that story a few years ago
     
  6. mshankb

    mshankb Member

    Nov 15, 2004
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    #156 mshankb, Aug 13, 2007
    "Oh, hiya mate, how you doing? You remember Gary Crosby? I don't suppose you're in touch with him?

    No? Well I suppose he did leave Forest back when we were TWELVE YEARS OLD."
     
  7. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    #157 Mel B, Jul 12, 2010
    The Sphinx trophy kidz...

    ...The World Cup Final, I remarked to SaraBella that those athletes...Prime of life...Were not fit enough to wipe the shit off my shoes when i take my hound for a walk... :D

    Ps - Make love not war like Gazza's mate kidz...

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  8. mshankb

    mshankb Member

    Nov 15, 2004
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    Chelsea FC
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    England
    #158 mshankb, Jul 12, 2010
    ...not this shit again.
     
  9. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    #159 Mel B, Jul 12, 2010
    I am only one man son...One man trying to make a difference in the world I live in... :D:D

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  10. antifan

    antifan Member+

    Aug 14, 2004
    The Scottie
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    Arsenal FC
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    United States
    #160 antifan, Jul 13, 2010
    No one ever taught you to look both ways? Shame that...
     
  11. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    Newcastle United FC
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    England
    #161 Mel B, Jul 13, 2010
    I did my talking with my feet son...Tres le Bono out of U2 kidz... :D

    Ps - Those legs have got more muscle on than some Premier League footballers and I was only 11 or 12 boys and germs...Those beat Carlton Palmer hands-down kidz... :D

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  12. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    #162 Mel B, Jul 15, 2010
    Another little Bad-Boy pic kidz...

    ...This world lost out on the best footballer ever kidz...Maradona can fu*k off...George Best was nearly as good as me boys and germs... :D

    PS - What you see under Peter Beardsley's chin kidz, is a sweet as a fu*king nut, angelic, un-touched by the horrors and evils of this world...Ie: Women...Happy days boys and germs...

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  13. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    #163 Mel B, Jul 15, 2010
    Was a Red before I was a Newcastle United fan kids...Stevie G had about 6% of my talent boys and germs...

    ...Stevie G should be a truck-driver or barman imo kidz...

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  14. Habitat

    Habitat New Member

    Oct 7, 2008
    London
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    Chelsea FC
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    Nigeria
    #164 Habitat, Jul 16, 2010
    Dude the first pic on the page...strong legs for a boy.
     
  15. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
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    England
    #165 Mel B, Jul 16, 2010
    I played football all day and everyday since I was about 6...

    ...Lot of time and effort went into them like...Fu*k School kidz...It doesnt work... :D:D

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  16. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    Newcastle United FC
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    England
    #166 Mel B, Jul 16, 2010
    I do it for the kidz, kidz... :D

    ...The children are the future kidz... :D:D

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BznwsT6r_tM"]YouTube- Arrested Development - I Just "Blue" Myself[/ame]
     
  17. bettermirror

    bettermirror Member

    Jul 17, 2008
    Fraser Valley
    #167 bettermirror, Aug 3, 2010
    Well, I am not quite the legend of Mel, but had a 2 week trial @ Tranmere back in the day. Great times...not bad for a kid from Canada's west coast.
     
  18. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    Newcastle United FC
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    England
    #168 Mel B, Aug 3, 2010
    Good lad...

    ...In this photo kidz, I was better than David Beckham, George Best, Pele, Maradona...Etc etc etc...This World lost out on a true Superstar when I got knocked-the-fu*k-out by a car...No amount of money could have turned my head...Classic...Just a Geordie boy that drinks beer and used to fu*k the women... :D:D

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  19. bettermirror

    bettermirror Member

    Jul 17, 2008
    Fraser Valley
    #169 bettermirror, Aug 3, 2010
    Have proof of your claims?
     
  20. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    #170 Mel B, Aug 3, 2010
    Is this a joke son?

    ...SaraBella has saw the proof now make like a tree and fu*k off... - Mick Fox off Back to the Future boys and germs :D:D:D
     
  21. bettermirror

    bettermirror Member

    Jul 17, 2008
    Fraser Valley
    #171 bettermirror, Aug 3, 2010
    It was a joke ... until that response.
     
  22. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    #172 Mel B, Aug 3, 2010
    I could put a YouTube clip up like that Brazil player and make myself look good, when I infact, have 2 left feet... :D:D:D

    Tim Lovejoy
    Back of the net
    And its goodnight from him boys and germs
    1-0
    Come on the Mags
     
  23. bettermirror

    bettermirror Member

    Jul 17, 2008
    Fraser Valley
    #173 bettermirror, Aug 3, 2010
    :), mate.
     
  24. Spur_Forever

    Spur_Forever Member

    Oct 1, 2005
    DC
    #174 Spur_Forever, Aug 26, 2010
    This thread deserves some kind of award.
     
  25. DonkeysMouth

    DonkeysMouth New Member

    Oct 4, 2010
    Club:
    Sheffield United FC
    #175 DonkeysMouth, Oct 5, 2010
    I shared a pitch with Gazza when I was 16. Didn't play with him though, I was working the snack bars in the ground and he was on the pitch warming up 2 hours before the game. I had a box of pies and I took them out to offer him a few. He had a good laugh.
     
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