Anyone been this close to becoming a Professional Footballer.

Discussion in 'Premier League: News and Analysis' started by Mel B, Nov 11, 2004.

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  1. topcatcole

    topcatcole BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 26, 2003
    Washington DC
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    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #51 topcatcole, Nov 15, 2004
    Now see, there's why you couldn't make it. No sense of humour. I hear they have transplants for that now.
     
  2. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    #52 nicephoras, Nov 15, 2004
    The journey is its own reward, young one.
     
  3. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    #53 nicephoras, Nov 15, 2004
    Riiiight. Hey, I think I'm going to start a thread called "so, who else makes six figures". But I wouldn't be trying to impress anyone.
     
  4. comme

    comme Moderator
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    Feb 21, 2003
    #54 comme, Nov 15, 2004
    Just as well if you only make six figures. We're all on 7 or 8 now, you're playing catch up. ;)
     
  5. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
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    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
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    Chelsea FC
    #55 Eddie26, Nov 15, 2004
    I am starting one called "I am a student who's part-time job went to India and now have no job so I can sit on BigSoccer all day and make negative 6 figures"

    But that wouldn't be gloating would it?

    Thanks Georgie W...
     
  6. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    #56 Matt Clark, Nov 15, 2004
    Anyone else come this close to having sex with Helena Christensen?

    I was in Denmark last week. And ... you know ... erm, she's Danish.

    Yeah! I was in there like biscuits, mate! Whohoo!
     
  7. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    #57 nicephoras, Nov 15, 2004
    Good thing you only came close - if you hadn't pulled out your wife mght be upset you've got a Danish bastard running around.
     
  8. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    Newcastle United FC
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    #58 Mel B, Nov 15, 2004


    Dont call my little girl a ********. You ********ing arsehole bastar twat.
     
  9. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
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    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    #59 jumhed, Nov 15, 2004
    This is the greatest post ever. I want to marry it. No, really.
     
  10. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
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    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
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    #60 Eddie26, Nov 15, 2004
    Ebaumsworld comes in handy so often. Especially with clowns like this inbred moron being born everyday. If ever there was an arguement for mandatory sterilization, it was this guy's mother.
     
  11. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    Newcastle United FC
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    England
    #61 Mel B, Nov 15, 2004

    Blah Blah Blah. You should have seen me play football. Not to worry. All you fu**ing ********* dont believe me. HaHaHa dickheads.
     
  12. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
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    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
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    Chelsea FC
    #62 Eddie26, Nov 15, 2004
    You could always post one of your pics with the illustrious "Sphinx Cup" and this would all be settled. Or show us a pick with your Boro jersey. Talk is cheap...
     
  13. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    Newcastle United FC
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    England
    #63 Mel B, Nov 16, 2004

    I'll post the one of all the lads in Holland, Mick Harford and Peter Beardsley outside Anfield. Ok.
     
  14. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    #64 Matt Clark, Nov 16, 2004
    All the lads in Holland outside Anfield?

    This gets weirder by the day.
     
  15. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    Newcastle United FC
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    England
    #65 Mel B, Nov 16, 2004
    All the lads in Holland.

    Mick Harford.

    Peter Beardsley, inside the Bill Shankley Gates. Liverpool were playing away from home and Peter Beardsley held up the Liverpool Bus untill i got there. Which was nice.
     
  16. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    #66 Matt Clark, Nov 16, 2004
    Oh, so this was not when you were playing "for England". BTW - I had dinner with Peter Beardsley once, does that mean I should be keeping an eye out for the next England squad? You know ... just in case.
     
  17. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    #67 Mel B, Nov 16, 2004

    I had a dream once. Knocked on this door, Nobby Solano answered and asked for his Chopsticks back.
     
  18. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
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    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
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    #68 Eddie26, Nov 17, 2004
    You had another dream too remember. The one where you played for Boro and England.
     
  19. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    Newcastle United FC
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    #69 Mel B, Nov 17, 2004

    I was signed for Boro sonna. Check there records. Look up Barry Nallister. That tis me. DAA DAAAA
     
  20. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    #70 Mel B, Nov 17, 2004

    My Cousin plays for England under 19's.
     
  21. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    #71 Matt Clark, Nov 17, 2004
    Hyar hyar ... an ex-Boro player named "Barry Nallister"? :D Yeah ... and back when I was a Liverpool player, my name was Kenny Coogan.

    Barry Nallister ... HAHAHAH!!

    [​IMG]
     
  22. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    Newcastle United FC
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    #72 Mel B, Nov 17, 2004

    Was taking the piss softlad. Notice the DAA DAAAA.
     
  23. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    #73 Matt Clark, Nov 18, 2004
    Of course you were ...

    (Cheers for the negative rep though, you homosexual. Always a resoundingly effective last word on a matter, that one. LOL!)
     
  24. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
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    Newcastle United FC
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    England
    #74 Mel B, Nov 18, 2004


    No problem you Scouse Bastard. Happy to help, you inbred tosser.
     
  25. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    #75 Matt Clark, Nov 18, 2004
    Oh, don't sulk.
     
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