Any Stories For Those That Missed the Game? [R]

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by McOwen, May 18, 2003.

  1. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
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    Any Stories For Those That Missed the Game?

    Ok I admit it! I was a lame bastard and missed the game last night. I had a close friend's wedding to attend and it was at night... about 3 hours from DC. (So basically unless I had a helicopter and a designated pilot...) (note: It was the first game that I missed in over 4 years)

    ----So... I have noticed some other regulars like Thamlin (prom) and others (various Barra) also missed out. Can anyone fill us in on how the night went? (OFF the field? )

    How was CSC? (they sucked pretty hard on Wed. so I would bet they were ok tonight...the rain always shakes the a-holes off :) --Did the Barra keg get drained on a record pace? Was la Norte able to repeat the great mini-donut tosses of DC legend? How wet was it? We talking pneumonia/MLS Cup stuff? I want to here the stories one doesnt get from reading MLS.net. I could have pretty much just guessed that we would tie :)

    --To be fair and balanced... On my side I can assure you I represented at the wedding in TRUE Barra fashion:

    A.) I cursed out (and tossed a beverage at) the biggest a-hole wedding photographer you ever saw (hey and that's saying something... I was actually thanked by the bride and groom :)

    B.) I partied with a real Mexican "mariachi band"... (not sure if they understood ANYTHING I said... But thats ok as i believe they were all Toluca fans ;-)

    C.) got some GREAT pictures of the groom humping a stuffed bear... and a cougar... and a... well you had to be there... :)

    D.) got pulled over by a REALLY rural Westmoreland County VA sheriff for speeding on my way to drop the bride and groom off at their hotel... The kicker was he let me off because he liked my redneck trucker/EMO hat and b/c he saw the happily married couple in the back!

    E.) got some great pictures of some real babes... but unfortunately could not use the excuse, "Hey can I get a picture for the Barra Brava website?" :)

    --AHHHH good times :) Yet, as much fun as it was though... I would gladly trade it all in for a night with my DC United pals :) (well at least one where we didnt lose! ;-)

    I am dying to hear something funny from you, so if nothing really happened (other then getting wet and watching DC get hosed...) please... feel free to make something up :)
     

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