Anti-Globalization activist kills self at anti-WTO rally.

Since this man is clearly typical of the movement, I guess it'll soon die out like those Christian sects that believed all sex is sinful.

 

When do you join?

Come on, where does anyone imply this, sooper?

Geez.

 

Reminds me of the enviromentalist wackos who last week freed a bunch of minks, which subsequently went out and ate a bunch of chickens and other farm animals.

Minks Freed By Domestic Terrorists Eating Farm Animals

Two dollars short of a dime, these pinheads.

 

Instead of making fun of this dope, we should be applauding him for adding some much-needed chlorine to the gene pool.

 

So THAT'S what they're calling the WWF these days! Damn that Vince McMahon!

 

Another bad idea, attacking riot police. I can't imagine that ever working.

 

Man, those are some freaking hungry domestic terrorists. Pack a sandwich or something, guys. You shouldn't free minks with your mouth full, after all.

(If only the headline had said "Domestic Terrorist" instead of the plural - then we would have had some TOTALLY weird-ass farm animals down there in Carolina.)

 

Who knew the Anti-Globalization movement had a suicide squad?

 

You guys are all going to Hell when you die.

 

hmmmm i'm going to a hole six feet under ground when i die. or maybe i'll be scattered somewhere. who knows.

 

I make it a policy never to pass up the cheap "after I do your sister and your mother" type joke.

But seriously, the image people have of the anti-globalization movement is massively skewed because the press focuses on the wackiest son of a bitch they can find, and ignores the other 9,999 people at an event. I was just mocking that.

 

No, seriously asf, there were some Christian sects who completely eschewed all pleasures of the flesh. They took Puritanism to its (il)logical conclusion. I think there was a commune in Ohio or Illinois in the 19th century. And there were some heretical Catholic priests in pre-Reformation Europe who had followings which, inevitably, died out.

 

I was reading about this Korean guy who tossed himself off his 10th floor balcony because Domino's forgot to put extra cheese on his pizza. This is no joke!

 

How ironic. I guess they were faking, there WASN'T a whole lotta shakin' going on.

 

Depends on the numbers and the weapons the riot squad got.

Weird stuff.

 

I think it worked. His ghost must've gotten to the referee in the Italy game.

 

You must have known then, according to the press, that the other 9,999 all got naked on the beach in protest, right?

 

Well, we now know why they made great furniture. Wooden dildo anyone?

 

Talkin' shop, eh?

 

I was trying to find a pic from that to post with it, but no dice...