Anti-Fire and -Wizards songs

Discussion in 'St. Louis City SC' started by Guy Fawkes, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. Guy Fawkes

    Guy Fawkes Member

    Nov 22, 2006
    St. Louis
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Let's make up some songs for our new rivals (in two years, hopefully.)

    I've got one already, but I'm not sure how many people will get it. For the Wizards:

    "Snape kills Dumbledore!
    Snape kills Dumbledore!
    Snape kills Dumbledore!
    Snape kills Dumbledore!"

    It could be to the tune of a couple different things, but I was thinking "Paolo di Canio" or "We've got Cesc Fabregas".

    You guys have anything?
     
  2. steveoleve

    steveoleve Member

    Aug 9, 2006
    Quincy, WA
    DUDE!!!!!

    I hadn't read that yet....thanks for ruining it :mad:
    jk ;)
     
  3. PopsKrock

    PopsKrock New Member

    Jul 18, 2007
    Belleville
    Club:
    AC St. Louis
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No way in hell am I doing a Harry Potter chant. So here is my idea for a bizarre Fire chant:

    "Asbestos is Fire-proof!"
     
  4. jasontoon

    jasontoon Member

    Jan 9, 2002
    Seattle, WA
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "We're off to kill the Wizards" seems like a natural.
     
  5. Guy Fawkes

    Guy Fawkes Member

    Nov 22, 2006
    St. Louis
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That is a good'n.

    And what's wrong with a Harry Potter chant? If we do a more recognizable one, I think it'd be hilarious.
     
  6. jfranz

    jfranz New Member

    Jun 16, 2004
    Portland, OR
    I'm just hoping we end up being called the St. Louis Knights. Because then the regional rivalry will be: Wizards - Knights - Fire, and we'll have a geek potential unmatched in the League; it's a D&D wet dream! :p
     
  7. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The 18 sided dice Trophy

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  8. jfranz

    jfranz New Member

    Jun 16, 2004
    Portland, OR
    Love it! Bronze that baby and make it so! (Of course, we need a team first... oh, and the Knights name.)
     
  9. Guy Fawkes

    Guy Fawkes Member

    Nov 22, 2006
    St. Louis
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think we should certainly sing "When the Saints Go Marching In", as seen on other threads.
     
  10. McGinty

    McGinty Member

    SKC/STL
    Aug 29, 2001
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
  11. Guy Fawkes

    Guy Fawkes Member

    Nov 22, 2006
    St. Louis
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hilarious. Let's put in a mass order.
     
  12. sillinois

    sillinois New Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    That was really nice Pops. Not so sure Cooper would love it, but really funny.
     
  13. PopsKrock

    PopsKrock New Member

    Jul 18, 2007
    Belleville
    Club:
    AC St. Louis
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm glad someone liked it.
     
  14. Emile

    Emile Member

    Oct 24, 2001
    dead in a ditch
    There's only one team in Illinois, one team in Illinois.

    Maybe for KC it could be like "There's only one team in Missouri, one team in Missouri, and they're a bunch of c*nts"
     
  15. sirfallsalot_2000

    Apr 18, 2006
    St. Louis, MO
    Club:
    AC St. Louis
    The more I think about this one, the more I like it. I might spend some time thinking up Harry Potter chants simply because I don't think KC likes the comparison. The last time I compared the Cauldron to Harry Potter I got a neg rep....so I think it gets under their skin a little....

    I'll work on some Fire chants too. Just not as easy.
     
  16. Guy Fawkes

    Guy Fawkes Member

    Nov 22, 2006
    St. Louis
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Damn! I just realized we wouldn't be able to chant "one team in missouri" with it meaning us... Oh well, I like your suggestion then. Of course, we could chant "one team in missouri" against the wizards and be ironic. ;)
     
  17. StarvedPolygamist

    StarvedPolygamist New Member

    Aug 13, 2007
    St. Louis
    You just made me spit coffee. That is darkly hilarious, though quite naughty.
     
  18. Guy Fawkes

    Guy Fawkes Member

    Nov 22, 2006
    St. Louis
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We DEFINITELY have to mention the Chicago fire in a song or two- hell, if they want to put it as their damn team name, get ready to be made fun of for it.

    Besides above chant, we could do stuff with Mrs. O'Leary's car. That has a good amount of potential.
     
  19. PopsKrock

    PopsKrock New Member

    Jul 18, 2007
    Belleville
    Club:
    AC St. Louis
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What kind of car did she drive? Probably a truck to pull her cow around with.
     
  20. Guy Fawkes

    Guy Fawkes Member

    Nov 22, 2006
    St. Louis
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    lol

    I believe it was a Buick Lesabre :p
     
  21. Nerazzuri

    Nerazzuri New Member

    Jan 23, 2006
    St Louis
    Two chants that the Revolution fans have used against Chicago, although there's not much to them:

    1871, We'll burn you down again!
    1871, We'll burn you down again!
    1871, We'll burn you down again!


    --and--

    Second Sh1tty!!
    (clap clap, clap clap clap)
     
  22. Capt. Chaos

    Capt. Chaos Member

    Chicago Fire & Reno 1868 FC
    United States
    Nov 12, 2005
    Way out in the land of the setting sun
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Poland
    geez, this support is going to be awesome... err I mean horrible. a Die as a trophy? Harry Potter song? right now you are making KC and Crew fans look legit.

    Mr. Garber, Why do we have to deal with preschool children?
     
  23. sirfallsalot_2000

    Apr 18, 2006
    St. Louis, MO
    Club:
    AC St. Louis
    Bring it!

    btw, please don't take any of my thoughts to represent anyone but me. I am pretty nerdy (music, Star Wars, Harry Potter, baseball) but it does include being a soccer nerd, so you have to live with me.

    Hmmm.....are there any "anti-stl song" threads going round?
     
  24. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow, Mr. Can't Read Sarcasm :rolleyes:
     
  25. Nerazzuri

    Nerazzuri New Member

    Jan 23, 2006
    St Louis
    Go easy on him Bryan, he's Captain Chaos.

    But clearly, this is a situation that needs....


    CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!
     

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