Ante Razov corks his boots!!

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by IntoTheMainstream, Jun 3, 2003.

  1. IntoTheMainstream

    IntoTheMainstream New Member

    Feb 15, 2003
    Decatur, Il
    #1 IntoTheMainstream, Jun 3, 2003
    THAT's how he gets the power on those free kicks! It must be a chicago thing...
     
  2. Bethany

    Bethany New Member

    Sep 3, 2002
    #2 Bethany, Jun 4, 2003
    :D
     
  3. Roehl Sybing

    Roehl Sybing Guest

    #3 Roehl Sybing, Jun 4, 2003
    And during penalty kicks, Clint Mathis uses peanut oil to...to...um...

    Oh, never mind.
     
  4. Hey Waft Man

    Hey Waft Man Member

    Feb 17, 1999
    Colchester, CT
    #4 Hey Waft Man, Jun 4, 2003
    ...and we know from WC02 that DaMarcus doctors his b@lls... :D
     
  5. AvidSinger

    AvidSinger New Member

    Sep 6, 2002
    Massachusetts
    #5 AvidSinger, Jun 4, 2003
    Razov likes to stress test his boots on Jay Heaps' thigh, too.
     
  6. HalaMadrid

    HalaMadrid Member

    Apr 9, 1999
    #6 HalaMadrid, Jun 4, 2003
    Preki uses far too much pine tar shoe polish on his left boot.
     
  7. fuzzyBunny

    fuzzyBunny Member

    Aug 24, 1999
    Palo Alto CA
    #7 fuzzyBunny, Jun 4, 2003

    But he only uses those boots during warmups. To impress the fans.
     
  8. NotAbbott

    NotAbbott Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    My Own Little World
    #8 NotAbbott, Jun 5, 2003
    ...because 76 other pairs of his boots showed no illegal substances.
     
  9. Ictar

    Ictar Member

    Jun 18, 2002
    The Oklahoma Panhandle
    #9 Ictar, Jun 5, 2003
    They've x-rayed or saw in pieces 76 of Sosa's bats now. Or is there some joke here that just flew over my head?
     
  10. profiled

    profiled Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    slightly north of a mile high
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    #10 profiled, Jun 5, 2003
    That's what MLB says they did, but I have a feeling that having one of your biggest stars/most likeable guys go down as a cheat isn't a good thing for a game that isn't nearly as strong as it once was...
     
  11. KC Salty

    KC Salty Member

    Apr 27, 2000
    Kansas City, Missouri
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #11 KC Salty, Jun 5, 2003
    Nice reference. I've seen Preki get mad, but I don't think I've ever seen any professional athlete explode like Brett did that day.
     
  12. JohnnyRev

    JohnnyRev Member

    Feb 23, 2001
    Boston, MA
    #12 JohnnyRev, Jun 5, 2003
    I heard a rumor that Jeff Cunningham corks his head.
     
  13. BallStateMiddie

    BallStateMiddie New Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Nashvegas
    #13 BallStateMiddie, Jun 5, 2003
    Nice. What a great thread.
     
  14. AriesFlame

    AriesFlame New Member

    Nov 28, 1999
    Minneapolis, MN
    #14 AriesFlame, Jun 6, 2003
    What, MLS players cheating?

    Is it me or does Adin Brown scuff the game balls before games? Check his beard for an emery board.
     

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