Another catagory we didn't have a winner in this season.

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by usscouse, Apr 26, 2003.

  1. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Damn! No-one from the pool in this team...!

    PREMIERSHIP XI: THE UGLY BUGGERS
    http://www.football365.com/All_News/News_Features/story_65251.shtml

    sample.
    Striker: Ruud Van Nistelrooy
    If ever proof was needed that Alex Ferguson is more interested in horse racing than football, it came with the signature of this Dutch Stallion from PSV Eindhoven. I’ll try and resist all the obvious innuendo about him scoring plenty of times for United but nowhere else. I’ll try, but it’s hard.

    Anyone got some subs for this team?
     
  2. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Can't think of any subs, but I'm fairly certain Luke Chadwick wears the captain's armband for this side.

    Wenger's an intereting choice manager. For most of today's match on FSW, it was Allerdyce who looked like he was smelling something really vile, but then later on... Wenger looked like hammered shit for the last 10 minutes or so. So when results aren't going his way, competition is a lot more cut and dry.
     
  3. liverbird

    liverbird BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 29, 2000
    Mars
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    loved this part of original story:

    Right Midfield: Luke Chadwick
    The proverbial ‘first man on the team sheet’. In about fifty years’ time, when someone is compiling a contemporary list of ugly footballers, old men will raise their heads from behind their newspapers and say: “Ah, you never saw Luke Chadwick play, son. The crowd used to gasp every time he ran with the ball…”
     
  4. Theo

    Theo New Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    Philadelphia, PA
    That is freakin' hilarious.

    before scolling down, Luke Chadwick cam immediately to mind. he would perhaps be captain on the All-In Great Need of an Orthodontist team as well.
     
  5. zpjohnstone

    zpjohnstone Member

    Feb 27, 2001
    Finger Lakes, NY
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ivan Campos/Sideshow Bob
     
  6. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
  7. Theo

    Theo New Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    Philadelphia, PA
    so glad that we backed off from signing Lee Bowyer. what a bad year that guy has had. he would have added nothing to the squad.

    am i talking about Cheyrou as well?
     
  8. Well, the article gives as its selection criteria those who have fallen far short of expectations.

    Based on that, Dudek might be in the running for this "Team of the Weak"--based on the fact that he was so far beyond everyone else at his position last year. You can have a decent argument over this selection.

    But Traore? Sorry, but I don't see that at all. How a player can come in from a loan spell, cover a couple of positions in an injury-decimated Liverpool back line, and do so pretty competently, and be declared a "flop" is beyond me.

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  9. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Ogrizovic? Hendry? Dicks? What is this, the Ugly list from 1992?

    I nominate Riise for left back with his combination of ginger hair and uber-pasty complexion.

    And Zola looks too much like Fonzie to be on an ugly list. That guy nailed the Hooper Triplets, fer chrissakes.
     
  10. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I thought that was odd too. Dudek played well below expectations but Traore did not come in with any expectations.

    Be consistent, I say.
     
  11. Just thought of two words that invalidate the entire article:


    Abel Xavier.


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  12. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    And he could make the ugly list, as well, if not for Wright taking his place.
     
  13. Theo

    Theo New Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    Philadelphia, PA
    was there a manager on the ugly list? i nominate Glenn Roeder. he looks like a rat.
     
  14. Yeah, but somehow he makes it work--a stylish rat?
    I nominate Sam Allardyce instead.

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  15. Theo

    Theo New Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    Philadelphia, PA
    Big Sam is a good choice.

    David Moyes might be the coach. he always looks like he's been up for 72 hours straight and/or he's just been electrocuted.
     
  16. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    You guys have gotta know that if we held a World Cup in this catagory.

    Brazil would win again...!
     
  17. minorthreat

    minorthreat Member

    Jan 1, 2001
    NYC
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    I'm surprised Ivan Campo didn't make this list. When Bolton bought him, the ugly quotient at Real Madrid dropped dramatically for a brief period of time.

    Of course, then we went and signed Ronaldo.
     
  18. Duuuuude

    Duuuuude New Member

    Dec 15, 2002
    Neverland Ranch
    At least Ronaldo's sort of adorable ugly. Ivan Campo has a face for radio.
     
  19. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    The best thing that can be said for Campo's face is, thanks to the hair and stubble, you can't see most of it.
     

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