And your new MLS sideline reporter is.........

Discussion in 'MLS: News & Analysis' started by Cweedchop, Mar 10, 2004.

  1. Cweedchop

    Cweedchop Member+

    Mar 6, 2000
    Ellicott City, Md
    Lorrie Fair.. according to MLS Confidential..

    Don't know what to think about this one just yet..

    She's definitely eye candy and knows her soccer.. She appeared quite frequently on WIP radio in Philadelphia over the past three years and is quite good on the radio, however TV is whole different ball game..

    Obviously she won't ever be as good as Wynalda was on the sidelines, but she will be (IMHO) infinitely better than the other chick (name escapes me at the moment) they had a few seasons back..

    Should be interesting...
     
  2. guamster

    guamster Member+

    Mar 30, 2001
    Winnetka, CA
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Guam
    Lorrie Fair, as in former (and future?) WUSA player:

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  3. Rocket

    Rocket Member

    Aug 29, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not bad, but why can't we have Heather? :(
     
  4. roarksown1

    roarksown1 Member

    Mar 30, 2001
    Playa del Rey, CA
    Club:
    Hamburger SV
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Booooooooooooooring. Who needs sideline reporters, anyway? Why do we need to hear the coach in the middle of the game say, "Well, we need to score a goal or two if we're going to win this match."
     
  5. alf

    alf Member+

    Jun 29, 1999
    Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    You're a skank, Mike. Don't you ever badmouth Heather Mitts ever again!
     
  6. sand99sand

    sand99sand New Member

    Jul 27, 2001
    Provo, UT
    what's wynalda doing this season?
     
  7. Sandon Mibut

    Sandon Mibut Member+

    Feb 13, 2001
    I have no problems with this.

    A) Lorrie Fair is cute. Not hottie hot like Mitts but really cute, like you wish your wife still looked like after she squeezed out a couple of kids. She's nice to look at but isn't so obviously hot that your woman gets miffed when you scope her or that it's so obvious why she's on TV.

    B) She's smart. They don't give degrees away at North Carolina, one of the better public universities in the country. And, as she's shown on her radio gigs, she's pretty articulate.

    C) She knows the game. Fair won a Women's World Cup in 99 and a silver medal at the Olympics a year later. She has over 100 caps, won three NCAA titles at UNC and was on a playoff team all three years in the WUSA, including a team that had the best regular season record in 02.

    D) She won't come across as a pompous know-it-all or have a women's soccer inferiority complex like Julie Foudy did when she was a commentator for the men's World Cup in 98. OK, I don't know this for a fact, I just hope it's the case. Plus, it gave me another reason to rag on Foudy for the bad job she did during WC 98. (Still, she wasn't as bad as Ty!)
     
  8. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You're just mad that they didn't hire Cindy Parlow for the job.
     
  9. Sandon Mibut

    Sandon Mibut Member+

    Feb 13, 2001
    Apparently, the "A" In A.J. Feeley stands for Alf!
     
  10. guamster

    guamster Member+

    Mar 30, 2001
    Winnetka, CA
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Guam
    Wynalda has been "promoted" to the booth where he will be doing color commentary, alongside play-by-play announcer Rob Stone.
     
  11. uniteo

    uniteo Member+

    Sep 2, 2000
    Rockville, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    full on hottie
     
  12. italchacao

    italchacao New Member

    Mar 18, 2002
    Austin TX
    hey, Veronica was at least nice to look at. I really don't care what they have to say.
     
  13. Fah Que

    Fah Que Member

    Sep 29, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Her butt is nice to look at, but her face is just slightly above average.
     
  14. porkrind

    porkrind Member+

    Quakes
    United States
    Sep 27, 2001
    Bostonia
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Why do soccer dorks always go for blonde chicks? Lorrie Fair is A Hot Babe (TM).
     
  15. italchacao

    italchacao New Member

    Mar 18, 2002
    Austin TX
    things that make you go hummmm
     
  16. Gunners11

    Gunners11 Member

    Jul 22, 2003
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    I want Veronica Pacey back. She's a piece.
     
  17. galperin

    galperin Member

    Feb 1, 2001
    Maineville, OH
    ...of crap.

    I would 10 times rather listen to a woman who is intelligent and knows her soccer, than see someone like Veronica. Eye candy is nice, but attractivenss is nothing without intelligence. Nothing is a better turn-on than a beautiful and smart woman, not to mention one that could school my arse on the pitch.
     
  18. Jimjamesak

    Jimjamesak New Member

    May 3, 2003
    Anchorage Alaska
    I would think that would gives ratings a slight bump.
     
  19. Fah Que

    Fah Que Member

    Sep 29, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    What exactly is a skank? The word is not in the dictionary.
     
  20. porkrind

    porkrind Member+

    Quakes
    United States
    Sep 27, 2001
    Bostonia
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    The only slight bumps around here are Heather's breasts and asscheeks.
     
  21. JMMUSA8

    JMMUSA8 New Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Webster
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Veronica was a joke, actually she still is. She knows nothing about soccer, she was pure eye candy. Now they have eye candy who actually knows something.
     
  22. Jeremy Goodwin

    Jeremy Goodwin Member+

    SSC Napoli
    Feb 16, 1999
    Club:
    Montreal Impact
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Skank's got two standard definitions, and then it has a slang definition derived from the second standard definition:

    1. The Skank is a dance related to Ska music.
    2. Skank is a disgusting or unpleasant substance (like an oil slick on water).

    The slang definition is derived from the second definition above, and means a woman who has sex with a lot of people and spreads sexually transmitted diseases.
     
  23. Fah Que

    Fah Que Member

    Sep 29, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Thanks dude.

    That's harsh.
     
  24. Sanguine

    Sanguine Member

    Jul 4, 2003
    Reston, VA
    Some things should be seen and not heard. Did you see her in the studio during the WWC?
     
  25. Rocket

    Rocket Member

    Aug 29, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    'Cause they're easy. :)

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