The Virgin Mary appears on a grilled cheese sandwich: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/16/ebay.sandwich.ap/index.html Naturally, it's in a red state.
Normally when the Virgin Mary shows up its to warn people. Oh and I don't see it. Is it like one of those magic eye things?
It's scandalous how athiestic businesses oppress the religious rights of their customers. EXPLAIN THAT, FOUL EVOLUTIONISTS!
I could have sworn I saw an ad today for a new 1600+ calorie, 100+g fat fast-food sandwich. Hardees or Arby's or something. I bet that sandwich will bring you very close to god....
This stuff just slays me. Um, how do you know it looks like Mary? Maybe it looks like Mary's older sister? Mary Magdalene? Joan of Arc? Eve?
Last week I saw John Kerry's facial image appear before me in a fruit salad at a restaurant! Rather appropriate I thought!
Once I was driving through South Dakota and suddenly the faces of a bunch of dead presidents appeared to me at the top of some mountain. That is how I found God.
Does anyone doubt its the real deal? "The sandwich, she added, has never sprouted a spore of mold." Good enough for me. doG exists! Its true! Its true!