An Opening Day Gift for You

If you are reading this you are, by definition, doing me the singular honor of visiting my PF and tolerating my rants on the way to some hopefully interesting stuff that's ulikely to be found on CNN.

You can even add your own comments without having then followed by six consecutive fact-free pieces of imbecility from some slobbering seventh grader somewhere. Like stupidave.

Anyway, here's my thanks: a completely safe, fully functional photo editing software package called, for some reason, Gimp.

With Photoshop now running upwards of $400, a lot of us just can't justify the expense simply to cut Landon Donovans' face out of one picture and mount it as the face of a cheap Thai hooker or a farm animal.

Or make up some new words for a sign being held by a cheap, self-deluded attention whore who spends her time in the parking lot of restaurants frequented by important people in hopes of giving somebody a blow job in return for a four-second walkon in an episode of Malcolm in the Middle.

Not that any of you would do such a thing.

http://www.dpreview.com/news/0403/04032602gimpv2.asp