Whack-A-Hun! There's a popular carnival game for travelling fairs here in the US called, Whack-A-Mole. The player inserts a coin, hoists a padded mallett and has thirty seconds or so to "whack" as many of the plastic mole heads that pop semi-randomly from six or eight holes as he-she can. The game spits out a number of tickets in proportion to the number of mole heads struck. The tickets can be redeemed for really crap prizes. Me has new get-rich scheme. Buy several of these games,repaint, put various 'Ger heads on instead of moles -- or even just paint 'Gers strip on mole heads for that matter -- lease these to pubs, redeem tickets for beer or other crap prizes. And just to show what a magnanamous, non-sectarian, money-grubbing bastard I am, I'll put Whack-A-Feinian games in on the west end too. So, who's going to be my local partner?
I saw the replay of the incident on the FSW report last night. Without a doubt, he spit in his face, though in a way, it did like accidental. When's the next Glasgow derby?