my god, Democrating Underground reads like a David Letterman top 10. Yes I am about to plagerize and I welcome law suits but anyway...... top ten things heard at DU.Com this morning: 10) "I am completely disgusted that 50% of the country would vote for that evil ********ing pig! I am truely ashamed to be an American today! If Canada won't take me, I will move to a 3rd world country before I give the government another nickel of tax money to terrorize the world with!" that's Paul Schaefer ladies and gentlemen. 9) "If B*sh grabs this one, it's time to take down the Stars and Stripes, put it in mothballs, and run up the Jolly Roger flag." woah, no laugh track needed for that one! 8) "GAYS and BLACK folk...I got a problem with ya'll" http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2580957 that's the old 'if you don't do what I want then you are a traitor to your race, sexuality' zinger. It's an old bit but gets laughs everytime! 7) "George W Bush is truly the Antichrist." This one would have perfect for Halloween! I heard ole GW will be in the next 'Omen' movie. Yuck yuck yuck. 6) "truth be known, probably over 50% voted to oust him, and have little or no use for him. To me that is a consolation because it means that at least half of the country has been awakened" This one comes to us from 'democrats for new math' in which 48% is now 'over 50%'. 5) "Florida can go screw if they think I'll ever go on vacation there again" Oh and you think Bush can't just send a few hurricanes wherever you are? 4) "A Depression as great or greater than the "Great Depression" of the thirties. I do not believe the results. I believe the majority of Americans did not vote for Bush* but nothing we can do about it. " Why would you believe that a majority voted for Bush? Obviously we learned above that 48 is a larger number than 51. Great, we got 4 more years of a illegit President. At least we can be consoled that the Dems hold the house and Senate using our new math. 3) "Religion. It's sucking the life right out of this country. If you are a part of it, you are part of the problem. Have a nice day." Wait, i thought you guys were calling Bush the devil? Personally I find Lucifer smack to be funnier when Religion actually exists, otherwise calling someone Satan is about as efective as calling someone silly. 2) "I am never setting foot in a church again.. I am enraged, was raised in a born again christian household and ******** my family I am feeling very hateful right now... I need to calm down I know but I can't get a grip at the moment." If you do believe in Religion, I also suggest to do as our author of number 2 is doing: blame God. 1) "We aren't having Christmas this year thanks to Bush" Apparently if Kerry won this person would be having Christmas. If this person really did lose their job (as a whopping 5% is unemployed right now) then I hope they spent their 39 weeks of unemplyment wisely, cause we all know 39 weeks isn't nearly enough time to get a job. 39 measley weeks? Please. I've seen NFL games last longer than 39 weeks.
Look at the person who probably wrote this | | | | | | | | | | | | Derian Hatcher (defender for the Wings).