I like you. Do you like me? Nice! Then perhaps we can get this new song going Saturday in the Barra/NEST? The song goes to the tune of Ali G comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat charcters world famous song Throw the Jew Down the Well (So My country Can be Free). If you have yet to hear/see it please click her to see it: http://www.campchaos.com/show.php?iID=866 We had great success singing it on the Barra bus (even after we sobered up a bit ) So I think it should be rather easy: Throw the Metros Down the Well... So My Country Can Be Free! You Must Grab Them by Their Horns... Then We Have a Big Party! We can throw the gypsies down the well later if we win I will print up some lyric sheets with the song on it for the tailgate (time permitting...)
oh duh, thanks for reminding me what the other banner was gonna be, I couldn't remember hehe Dunno how that's possible, I've been singing it whole day
FYI Srdan its Throw the Metro DOWN the well not 'in' the well <clap clap clap clap> I tell you what to do... Throw the metro down the well! So my country can be free! subbing in names, such as guevara or gaven would be fun too! lets try it right now! I tell you what to do.. Throw Gaven down the well, So my country can be free You must grab him by his..uh..cant think of lyrics here.. Then we have big par-ty! In case anyone is semi-offended, should mention that Ali-G aka Borat is Jewish
You rang? Every cheap hood strikes a bargain with the world And ends up making payments on a sofa or a girl Love 'n' hate tattooed across the knuckles of his hands The hands that slap his kids around 'cause they don't understand How death or glory becomes just another story How death or glory becomes just another story 'N' every gimmick hungry yob digging gold from rock 'n' roll Grabs the mike to tell us he'll die before he's sold But i believe in this-and it's been tested by research That he who ********s nun will later join the church From every dingy basement on every dingy street I hear every dragging handclap over every dragging beat That's just the beat of time-the beat that must go on If you been trying for years-then we already heard your song
Then have brain implants to repair the lost and damaged brain cells, enabling us to remember it --STICK TO THE BORAT
In New Jersey there is problem You just can't leave it alone If you look at him wrong way He can turn your face to stone Throw Wolyniec down the well So our country can be free Metros lose another game Then we have a big party
I like the final verse there Lanky. I suggest that we dumb it down further for the first intro to a home game: Throw the Metros down the well So our country can be free Metros lose another game The we have a big party! After a few renditions, I'm sure we'll figure out a way to slip in Wolyniec or Guevara in there. Cheers, Tim
i hate to expose my shocking lack of knowledge about popular culture but i've never heard of this guy or this song. more disturbingly, i KNOW i was on the barra bus but i don't recall this song at all
That's cos cool kids were singing it in the front and all the geeks had to sit in the back I never heard of him before either cos I'm a poor hobo and don't have HBO
Respek! Throw the Metros Down the Well... So My Country Can Be Free!I've been walking around work just singing these two verses. It has to be done! Thx, Jay!
This is gonna be a "banner" day. Lower deck, upper deck. Is there a topic that hasn't been covered? Everything from blasting the Metro to praising the team and telling them who to sign. Maybe we need a "fire the coach" to cover all the bases! Thx, Jay!
Just don't make a COACH THE FIRE banner like they did a few years back... Nowak might take us seriously
For next week, because I've been singing this all week at work, too! Are You Metros?!! (tune: Same As "You're Not Singing Over There!" ) Are you Metros, are you Metros, are you Metros in disguise?!! Are you Metros in disguise?!! Thx, Jay!
If You Hate Metro Scum Clap Your Hands Tune: If You're Happy and You Know It If you hate Metro scum clap your hands [clap clap]actually clap here If you hate Metro scum clap your hands [clap clap] If you hate Metro scum Hate Metro scum Hate Metro Scum clap your hands [clap clap] Thx, Jay!
I think its great, though i think the beats (iambic pantameter? did I spell that right? is that even the right words to use?) would match up better like this... If you hate the Metro scum - clap your hands [clap clap]actually clap here If you hate the Metro scum - clap your hands [clap clap] If you hate the Metro scum... YES WE REALLY HATE THOSE BUMS! If you hate the Metro Scum clap your hands [clap clap] SOrry... just me being anal about words matching beats.... great idea tho!
here's another version: Throw the *fill in team name* down the well Give United victory We're going to *fill in MLS Cup host city* And we'll have a big party!