All I Do Is Vin Vin Vin - The Vinicius Jr. Thread

Discussion in 'Real Madrid' started by RM or None, May 23, 2017.

  1. Lyra

    Lyra Member+

    Apr 29, 2013
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    Since when do we let twitter trolls and TikTok teenagers dictate Real Madrid’s squad assessment? If internet memes were a metric of actual talent, Harry Maguire would be in a federal penitentiary.

    He didn't get a bone shaving jaw reconstruction or a heart transplant. he got a cosmetic filler that settles in 48 hours.It is the most toxic, predictable "damned if you do, damned if you don't" trap.
     
  2. 4x4s

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    Nov 26, 2006
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    Good for you. I'm sure you've never made fun of a player for the way he looks. Right?

    It's something completely new.


    Personally I've never see a player coming back with a change this pronounced. He looks like a completely different person
     
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  3. Rubenlonganiza

    Real Madrid
    Mexico
    Mar 11, 2026
    He looks good. The more confidence Vini has, the better.
     
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  4. petros93

    petros93 Member+

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    May 27, 2017
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    Maybe it's just me but I really don't see such a difference tbh.

    And anyways, I don't think as a mature adult making fun of someone's appearance like that is something I would want to engage with even if I it was a big difference. People do these things for themselves not for me to judge, at least that's how I see it.
     
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  5. 4x4s

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    Nov 26, 2006
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    Yeah, it makes no difference to us if he wants to do whatever but it's still a first in the sport.

    From personal experience clubs are usually terrified of the risks when it comes to cosmetic procedures.
     
  6. petros93

    petros93 Member+

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    You mean from a marketing standpoint right? Not a health one.
     
  7. Shay Z

    Shay Z Member+

    Jan 3, 2007
    It's his choice. He didn't do some radical crazy surgery. It's like filler almost. So many people do it. I ran into one of my exes recently and her face looked so different, she said she'd gotten into filler and botox. To me her face looked better without it but it's her face and her life.

    I'll say this, in the one picture i've seen he looks older. His boy-ish look is almost gone from his face. Hey if it makes him feel better what's the harm.
     
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  8. boeder

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    Feb 27, 2013
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    New chin, new club?
     
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  9. Saeta Rubia

    Saeta Rubia Member+

    May 28, 2010
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    Yea. Boy-ish look is gone. New look somehow reminds me of ex Laker Ayton.
     
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  10. Serengeti_Boy

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    Sep 15, 2009
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    Let me ask most surgeries and procedures aren't permanent. They would have to go back again and again correct? For glutinous, breasts, hair transplant etc?
     
  11. Rubenlonganiza

    Real Madrid
    Mexico
    Mar 11, 2026
    Dude, I'd say basically every player right now has underwent some kind of cosmetic procedure. In fact, what they do to their teeth is way more risky than these filling procedures.
     
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  12. RaMaaa

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    Feb 3, 2013
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    Next season 40 goals/30 assists and it's all good Vini.
     
  13. Lyra

    Lyra Member+

    Apr 29, 2013
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    I think KdB dipped after he did some dental procedures and remember a video watching how it'd have probably messed up his biomechanics while running etc like in a domino fashion
     
  14. fierro

    fierro Member+

    Jan 30, 2007
    El Chuco
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    United States

    This was probably Florentino's idea to begin with.

    Probably told Vini he's not pretty enough to secure the marketing bag no matter how many goals he scores and titles he wins and then walked away from the negotiating table saying "you get that face taken care of and we can talk about the money you want."
     
  15. Lyra

    Lyra Member+

    Apr 29, 2013
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    As of today ~20 brands in total for Vinicius Jr, spanning categories like sports gear, beverages, tech, fashion, gaming, tourism, and more. This includes longterm deals and newer ones (e.g., Apple starting June 2026) :rolleyes:
     
  16. fierro

    fierro Member+

    Jan 30, 2007
    El Chuco
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    Yeah but that doesn't mean he's "getting paid". I wouldn't be surprised if for example the Lego world cup advertisment that Vini was the lowest paid player and by a big margin out of Mbappe, Messi and Cristiano.
     
  17. 4x4s

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    Nov 26, 2006
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    Theres apparently a social media post by his woman saying "finally" when he posted the results which would suggest that she kind of had an influence in that decision.
     
  18. Ahmadi8

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    Apr 14, 2005
    Bahrain
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    Real Madrid
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    Hope he is ready because we know opponents are going to throw comments in games to get him off his game.
     
  19. fierro

    fierro Member+

    Jan 30, 2007
    El Chuco
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    I think his teammates and coach are going to get to take the first crack at it.
     
  20. Doc_Exec

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    Jul 7, 2004
    It is a fully reversible procedure. Did he use hyaluronic acid fillers? Those can be reversed instantly. Otherwise, it'll fade away over time via enzyme-mediated degradation.
     
  21. Bear Crotch

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    Jan 2, 2008
    Ohio, United States
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    La toxica.

    If she's not with him for his looks...

    That would be heartbreaking if my girlfriend told me to get face altering plastic surgery.
     
  22. Doc_Exec

    Doc_Exec Member

    Jul 7, 2004
    What is the scientific reason for a dental procedure, if properly done, to negatively impact a player's ability on the pitch? If properly done, a dental procedure might help an athlete (for example, bite correction will lower the risk of soft-tissue or muscular strains).
     
  23. Saeta Rubia

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    May 28, 2010
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  24. Saeta Rubia

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  25. boeder

    boeder Member+

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    Feb 27, 2013
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