All I Do Is Vin Vin Vin - The Vinicius Jr. Thread

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  1. celito

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    Make that 3.5 seasons. Lewandowski was a sub for many games this season. He started 15 games in La Liga and 11 in CL. Not to mention he is bordering 38 years of age. So it's his lowest goal output since 10-11. Definitely one of those silly Twitter stats flex.
     
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  2. boeder

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    Let's then, as idiotic as your comparison is..

    Your quoted tweet reads LaLiga [Lewa only has 4 seasons LaLiga but ok]

    Mins Played last five seasons
    Junior: 12,491
    Lewa: 9,859 (29 games less)

    G+A (per 90) last five seasons
    Junior: 112 (0.81)
    Lewa: 102 (0.93)

    Only 10 more Junior contributions while playing a full season /29 more games :ROFLMAO:

    Mins Played last four seasons [to be fair]
    Junior: 9,791
    Lewa: 9,859 (68 mins more)

    G+A (per 90) last four seasons
    Junior: 84 (0.77)
    Lewa: 102 (0.93)

    transfermrkt, fbref
     
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  3. J-Mezzy

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    Regardless

    he’s been one of the best and most consistent players in the league. I just wish it was without all the drama that comes with it
     
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  4. arcane

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    Wait, who is consistent?
     
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  5. boeder

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    #14505 boeder, May 18, 2026
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    Ok

    UCL 25/26
    G+A per 90: #37 (0.77)
    G+A-PK per 90: #40 (0.69)

    Different competition, same shit..

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Hendrix22

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    He is consistently causing drama with opposing players and fans, that you can give to him.
     
  7. RaMaaa

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    Damn guys, with al respect, but you discussing same thing over and over again.. every day. :D maybe we all need just some short time off football.
     
  8. J-Mezzy

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    Not throughout the season

    but his numbers are pretty similar every season no?
     
  9. boeder

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    Junior's playing time has varied quite significantly in the last 5 years in LaLiga.

    His output has declined over the past two seasons despite increasing minutes on the pitch.

    [​IMG]

    Per 90 stats were used to control the minutes played variance

    Source: transfermrkt data
     
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  10. Lyra

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    :cool:

     
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  11. fierro

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    I imagine he would have much better assist stats if Mbappe didn't need 10 chances to get a shot on target

    AND he would probably have better goal stats if Mbappe didn't need 10 chances to score and looked up to pass the ball more often.






    Yeah but did you see the Mbappe supercrack performances against the almighty Kairat and Olympiakos.


    Hattricks and Man of the Match performances in the group stage and top scorer awards at the end of the tournament are the kind of accolades and achievemenst that are strived for at Mbappe FC.
     
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  12. Lyra

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  13. boeder

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    #14513 boeder, May 18, 2026
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    "Prime Vincius"? So he's past this prime now?

    Fact check:

    Junior had 11 assists in 2023/24; played 3,084 mins
    G+A per 90 = 1.02

    Olise has 22 goals and 30 assists in 2025/26; played 3,925
    G+A per 90 = 1.20
     
  14. Lyra

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    #14514 Lyra, May 18, 2026
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    Let Olise stack even close to those numbers 5 consecutive seasons.
    Till then chat shit, get banged :D



    especially @boeder, who apparently needs recovery time after getting emotionally catfished by a fake vini image from Barca Twitter and then spending the next 6 posts explaining why the fake was actually spiritually real.:geek:

    Some people take time off football.

    Others take time off reality.
     
  15. boeder

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    [​IMG]
     
  16. Lyra

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    My guy is posting “chatgpt bullshit” stamps while his last big contribution was getting baited by an AI generated vini image and using nano banana for putting "tonto" on vini's cap :D

    Yeah sit this particular technology lecture out.
     
  17. boeder

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    Vinicius?
     
  18. boeder

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    #14518 boeder, May 18, 2026
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    Another vanity stat that is not complimented by output; highlighting poor finishing and wasteful passing.

    Most touches in box but lower G+A than #2 and #3 in the above list and other top wingers in Europe (sofascore)

    Junior = 21
    Mbappe = 29
    Muriqi = 23

    Olise = 34
    Diaz = 29
    Yamal = 27

    Quite plainly, he's shit in the box as demonstrated by your stats :D
     
  19. Lyra

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    Hilarious that your grand conclusion is vini is shite in the box while comparing a winger who creates, dribbles, cuts back, combines, draws bodies adn ttacks wide channels with actual central forwards whose entire job is to stand between centre backs and finish moves.

    Muriqi having fewer touches and more direct output doesn’t mean Vini is useless. It means muriqi is a penalty box striker and vini is carrying majority progression into that box before the shot EVEN EXISTS.

    That’s why no stat reaches you unmolested lol, you scrub it until it fits cute lil tantrums :D
     
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  20. robertocarlos3

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    this is getting boring...
     
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  21. Lyra

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  22. fierro

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    LEGEND IN HIS OWN TIME.



    This is not a player who has to say look at what I did for some other team in 2018 (a time in which THIS club was in midst of a CL 3-peat) and look I was the most bestest scorer that time the club didnt win any titles.


    VIINICIUS JR simply inserted himself into the conversation with the GOATS of REAL MADRID without saying a word.
     
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  23. undertow

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    Only Kane has more goals in 2026. Not bad for an average season as a winger stuck on the left-wing.

    If Vini took the penalties in the team he would have 24 goals in the league and Mbappe would have 16 goals. Roles reversed. So basically it is just down to penalties. Mbappe has 8 penalties more.

    Both pretty average in terms of play this season.
     
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  24. Umar

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    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

    Let’s count Vinicius’s penalty goals once he actually scores them, because he is a terrible penalty taker.

     
  25. undertow

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    I wouldn't have him as penalty taker but the point remains, the difference between Vini and Mbappe in goalscoring is not that dramatic. In open play goals.

    I think Mbappe has had a very poor season. His endless shots has only culminated in 16 open play goals in the league. Jude had more than that playing in midfield.
     

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