All I Do Is Vin Vin Vin - The Vinicius Jr. Thread

Discussion in 'Real Madrid' started by RM or None, May 23, 2017.

  1. dooda

    dooda Member+

    Jun 8, 2005
    Kuwait
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    One thing that irked me about the penalty discussion by the commentators was "the kick was not enough to make him fall, he dived to sell it". If a player has to fall to win a foul its no wonder players are diving. If you kick my leg its a foul, I'm pretty sure the rules don't state the kick needing to be strong enough to draw blood.
     
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  2. Galatico

    Galatico Member+

    Real Madrid
    United States
    Aug 15, 2019
    That was a penalty no doubt about it. And don't get me started on the added time. Ridiculous.

    Pathetic excuse of a league. Really proud of the boys for getting that win.
     
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  3. Lyra

    Lyra Member+

    Apr 29, 2013
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    So you agree with brainless ref there. Ok good to know some closet culers in disguise here
     
  4. arcane

    arcane Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    Jupiter
    We have seen the same type of penalty foul given over and over again bec. the defender leave their legs like that.

    Unfortunately, this was Vini, and this is La Liga.
     
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  5. Lyra

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    Apr 29, 2013
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  6. arcane

    arcane Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    Jupiter
    Lol @ 5 seasons. We know what youre trying to do Lyra.
     
  7. Lyra

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    Apr 29, 2013
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    Showing he's been a class apart from the rest.
     
  8. arcane

    arcane Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    Jupiter
    You'de make an excellent used car salesman.
     
  9. Bear Crotch

    Bear Crotch Member+

    Jan 2, 2008
    Ohio, United States
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    "You see this car here has driven 120,000 miles in the last five years!"

    "How many miles did it go in the last year?"

    "10,000."
     
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  10. Lyra

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    Apr 29, 2013
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  11. PeXXeR

    PeXXeR Member

    Real Madrid
    Sep 24, 2023
    Stats do not show the full picture.

    Vini has been inconsistent as hell, when his head is into it he's world class, when he's acting up or losing it he looks like a Sunday league player.

    He's not even half the player that he was during his BDO season.
    Thing that scares me a lot is that he looks like he's losing football IQ.

    Yet he has all the tools in the box, ive seen him pass like Modric, yet he does not know how to recycle the ball and not lose possession.
     
  12. Lyra

    Lyra Member+

    Apr 29, 2013
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    Real Madrid
    #12037 Lyra, Dec 16, 2025
    Last edited: Dec 16, 2025
    You mocked “5 seasons” like it’s some ancient era, but it’s literally the span that captures his rise from raw kid to elite producer.

    If i cherry picked one hot month you’d cry sample size. If i show a multi season trend you cry “salesman.” Heads you whine, tails you whine.:rolleyes:

    Yes, he’s inconsistent. He’s also the most targeted attacker we have. When you’re double teamed, kicked n funneled into because the other flank is a museum exhibit, every mistake gets magnified.

    But you don’t rack up elite production over multiple seasons in a league by being Sunday league anything.Also, him not being half the player of his BDO season is exactly what a dip looks like. Cause form is not a straight line.You cant erase a player’s level because he’s in a rough patch.
    You’ve seen him pass like Modric but then you want him to play like Modric while being defended like a winger. It's time to pick a lane.

    And again while we're at it, vini has 16 trivela assists under his belt. Typical for zero footballing IQ, right?
     
  13. 4x4s

    4x4s Moderator
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    Nov 26, 2006
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    I'm assuming clubs will run our doors down with offers then.

    When a dip lasts 2 years it's a standard BTW.
     
  14. arcane

    arcane Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    Jupiter
    Whats wrong being an excellent used car saleman?
     
  15. Lyra

    Lyra Member+

    Apr 29, 2013
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    Real Madrid
    Nothing. But if that makes me a salesman then you’re a Yelp reviewer judging a restaurant off one bad bite and declaring the chef finished.
    Which is definitely wrong!
     
  16. arcane

    arcane Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    Jupiter
    In this case, the food has been bad for 2 years running.
     
  17. Lyra

    Lyra Member+

    Apr 29, 2013
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    You don’t get doors run down offers for anyone in December when the whole club is a tactical dumpster fire and the fanbase is doing free PR damage.
    Vini’s worst stretches still involve being double teamed and drawing fouls in the final third because opponents still fear him. That's why "worst season of career" vini still has 13 G/A as compared to "best dribble in the world", second coming of christ named Jeremy doku with 9.


    If the food was really that bad for two years, we wouldn’t have been riding his output across those seasons, defenses wouldn’t still be collapsing toward him and you certainly wouldn’t be this emotionally invested in every touch.
     
  18. Hendrix22

    Hendrix22 Member+

    Feb 28, 2010
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    Real Madrid
    Poor Vini, stifled by Xabi Alonso's tactics! :ROFLMAO:
     
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  19. arcane

    arcane Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    Jupiter
    Riding his output to what?
     
  20. Lyra

    Lyra Member+

    Apr 29, 2013
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Actual goals, assists and silverware that contribute to trophy cabinet



    Yep!
     
  21. arcane

    arcane Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    Jupiter
    What silverware?
     
  22. Lyra

    Lyra Member+

    Apr 29, 2013
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    Real Madrid
    google.com
     
  23. J-Mezzy

    J-Mezzy Member+

    Real Madrid
    Colombia
    Oct 14, 2013
    Orlando
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    Real Madrid
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    Colombia
    The last 5 pages or so of this thread have been a pointless vicious cycle. Almost like a time paradox
     
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  24. arcane

    arcane Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    Jupiter
    I did. And it came up empty...

    ...Because we were talking about the last two years.
     
  25. arcane

    arcane Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    Jupiter
    We gotta get 4x4s his mod quota bonus this holiday somehow.
     

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