All I Do Is Vin Vin Vin - The Vinicius Jr. Thread

I need Vini's diet plan

 

Vini has more abs than Hazard has goals for
this club.

 

It's easy: just never finish anything.


I kid, I kid. Love you, Vini!

 

If you don't rep this you have a garbage bin for a heart

 

I just checked Wikipedia and this is actually true. How sad...

 

And the comment of the century goes to....

That was just majestic, the word play, the delivery, the quick wittedness.

Well done Sir.

 

Real Madrid have offered Manchester United the chance to sign Vinicius Jr in an attempt to raise funds for Kylian Mbappe. [@TomHopkinson, Mirror]

— The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) July 17, 2021

Oh pls United, take him, I beg ya! They already have a shitty finisher with lack of end product in Dan James. They'll make a nice pair.

 

Wishful hope here…. He’s not worth the 50 million we paid for him.

 

Mirror lol.

Flo after Vinicius owned Liverpool:

🎙| Florentino Perez:

“Vinicius? NOT FOR SALE. You can’t buy him.”

— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) April 19, 2021

 

Sancho simply had his penalty saved. Vinicius would have put it into the stands no question.

 

Actually VJ has missed many goals from closer than it takes one to score from the penalty spot lol
He shouldn't even be in any discussion involving Sancho.

 

True, but a lot of penalties simply come down to the keeper going the wrong way

 

In what world you bash your own player, but stick it up for Sancho lol. smh, everything to make the british seem good

 

Brace yourself for yet another disappointment!

 

Eh, is that supposed to be a comeback?
No correlation found!

 

Or vinicious and putting a ball inside something called a net

 

🚨| Real Madrid will NOT sell Vinicius this summer. @FabrizioRomano [🎖]

— Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) July 19, 2021

 

We really should loan him.

 

He's our best winger. Loaning him while keeping the likes of Asensio wouldn't make any sense.