All cokehead XI

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by bojendyk, Jul 8, 2005.

  1. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    This morning, I remembered a fanzine article a friend of mine wrote in which he came up with an all-cocaine baseball team. Is the same possible with footy? Would it be possible to come up with a full squad of guys who have been busted for using or have been rumored to use the jazz salt?

    Goal: Mark Bosnich
    Defense: Rio Ferdinand
    Midfield: Diego Maradona
    Forwards: Adrian Mutu, Robbie Fowler

    Others?
     
  2. sinner78

    sinner78 BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 7, 2001
    Paul Merson
     
  3. El viejo Matias

    May 21, 2005
    Canada
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    how can you forget the great Claudio Cannigia??
     
  4. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    Bosnich

    ______ Rio Ferdniand ______

    ____ Diego Maradona Paul Merson _____

    Claudio Cannigia

    Adrian Mutu Robbie Fowler


    We've almost got a team. More defenders?
     
  5. glennaldo_sf

    glennaldo_sf Member+

    Deportivo Wanka, Semen Padang, Dinamo Bender, Fotballaget Fart
    United States
    Nov 25, 2004
    Doha, Qatar
    Club:
    FL Fart Vang Hedmark
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Would Pele's son also be eligible?
     
  6. dor02

    dor02 Member

    Aug 9, 2004
    Melbourne
    Club:
    UC Sampdoria
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Colombia's defenders at the 1994 World Cup:
    2 DF Andres Escobar
    3 DF Alexis Mendoza
    4 DF Luis Fernando Herrera
    13 DF Nestor Ortiz
    15 DF Luis Carlos Perea
    20 DF Wilson Perez

    Does that provide any inspiration? I have try and look for some guys who played for small Italian clubs. There have been players who have played for Lecce or some other small Italian sides and they have used those drugs. Recently, there was a guy who used to play for Brescia in the 1980s and he got busted with cocaine.
     
  7. johno

    johno Member+

    Jul 15, 2003
    in the wind
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    didn't Davids get banned a couple years back for some illegal substance?
     
  8. DanRod78

    DanRod78 New Member

    Mar 30, 2003
    Kansas City, KS
    I guess he could be the coach, lol
     
  9. jayro75

    jayro75 Member

    Sep 8, 2004
    What about Gazza?????
     
  10. dor02

    dor02 Member

    Aug 9, 2004
    Melbourne
    Club:
    UC Sampdoria
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    2001
     
  11. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    I'd wondered about him too. My impression is that he was just a drunk.

    Davids was busted for doping, not cocaine.


    Has Kluivert been accused of anything?
     
  12. jayro75

    jayro75 Member

    Sep 8, 2004

    Yeah being an **************.......
     
  13. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Aside from vehicular manslaughter?
     
  14. El viejo Matias

    May 21, 2005
    Canada
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Yeah Edmundo was as well and I think Ortega was caught doing 200mph in his ferrari in Turkey.

    Back to the subject at hand was not a Portuguese defender caught with coke about 2 years ago...I forget the guys name right now.
     
  15. Cassano

    Cassano Member

    Jul 16, 2004
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Jonathan Bachini, a former Italian international and Juventus player, was suspended for cocaine use last year. He was pretty good in his day too...
     
  16. El viejo Matias

    May 21, 2005
    Canada
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Couto was his name....he did coke right???
     
  17. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    One of lee bowyers "mates" got done for cocaine last summer so you can probably add bowyer to that list
     
  18. sinner78

    sinner78 BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 7, 2001

    gazza was a coke addict ,so yes.
    he admitted he went on a six week coke binge and nearly lost his mind.

    I think you can also add Frank mcavennie to the list.
     
  19. AFCA

    AFCA Member

    Jul 16, 2002
    X X X rated
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    Nat'l Team:
    Iran
    I'm in! :D
     
  20. afgrijselijkheid

    Dec 29, 2002
    mokum
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    yeah, there's your technical director right there
     
  21. glennaldo_sf

    glennaldo_sf Member+

    Deportivo Wanka, Semen Padang, Dinamo Bender, Fotballaget Fart
    United States
    Nov 25, 2004
    Doha, Qatar
    Club:
    FL Fart Vang Hedmark
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Try this team.... :)


    ---------- Calero ---------
    Palacios---Perea---Yepes---Benitez
    --------Viafara--Vargas---Soto---
    ------------Tressor
    ---------Angel-----Rey

    Subs:
    Mondragon
    Mendoza
    Perea, E.
    Moreno
    soto

    Coach: RUEDA Reinaldo
     
  22. jkl;

    jkl; New Member

    Oct 15, 2003
    Wasn't Wanderlei Luxemburgo accused a few years ago?
     
  23. GoodDead

    GoodDead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2004
    Toronto Canada
    Club:
    Sporting Braga
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    This has to be one of the funniest thread topics yet.
     
  24. The Rising Suun

    The Rising Suun New Member

    May 22, 2004
    Texas, USA
    That was for nandrolone. Nothing like cocaine, its a form of steroid and the main drug that is the focus of those trials against Juve.
     
  25. |--LdC--|

    |--LdC--| New Member

    Nov 16, 2003
    Lisboa/Portugal
    Doping (nandrolone).
     

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