All aboard the Aidan Might Motor Morris Destroyer battleship appreciation thread

I know where they are...but this is just such peak TRUJDUB that we must preserve it.

 

I owe you.

Mods? @hardhead has voted with his mod vote to keep the title as-is.

 

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Morris Code

 

Boo this man!

 

Listen up. The Jimmy Conrad In Soccer We Trust podcast declared that Aiden might motor Morris is the best number six in the whole MLS. Best Number Six. Top of the league.

 

Look at this glorious man!

With a broken hand and a shiner to match #Crew96 CM Aidan Morris still leads all of MLS in tackles (21) pic.twitter.com/K6Vtemgg2g

— MLS Gone Wild ⭐️ (@MLSGoneWild) April 9, 2023

 

He's here, he's there, he never combs his hair

 

Stats for this Mighty Motorboating Battleship Destroyer

 

Being a Destroyer battleship i wouldn't expect him to win many aerials. Now an aircraft carrier submarine on the other hand....

 

https://www.columbuscrew.com/news/c...VQVxZyvpDQxLPWnlCjj6rx7hoRPn3rzDoYmNYv8w3xOWs

Looks like Crew want Aiden might motor Morris for a few more years.

 

Rumor has it that Aidan found out that he is now the Might Motor Destroyer battleship and that was the deciding factor. in signing an extension.

 

Ugh. I keep spelling his first name incorrectly. My apologies, soccer gods. Aidan might motor Morris.

 

Don't worry, I had to slip in a stealth edit.

 

I'll bet that one cost some big money but Jimmy was happy to pay.

The wild card is that if the Motor Battleship destroyer (TM) continues on his current trajectory it's jardly a secret that he'll be drawing interest from overseas. (He's just the kind of hard man, take no prisoners guy they love in England) he'll bring the Crew a big old pile of cash.

A.fact we can be sure that his agent pointed out, as if he needed to.

Personally, I hope like hell the kid really is still here in 2026. Not sure how likely that is. He surely has his eye on the USMNT for 2026 and it could all come down to what he thinks gives him the best shot.

 

My sources tell me the Mighty Motor Boat has been called into camp for the April Allstate Contential CashGrab Classico along with a boatload of other MLS players and Dest.

 

Love this, but how many people will actually get this joke?

 

Everyone that matters.

 

Well I feel verified. I had a hunch that @Superdrew69 would come out of his long hibernation to vote.