Come on, I lived two roads away from Euston station for 18 years and never had anything happen to me. That's a bit of a bad presumption to make considering you went to the place once. (assuming you went there once)
Well then let me help your dream come true. Move to the UK, find a 65-year-old man, and kick him in the legs. You'll immediately get to meet up with your hero and his brand new buddies. Good luck!
Jitty Slitter is a contrarian (as regards United anyway). This guy is just a prick who's been skipping the therapy sessions.
Shake his hand? He'll probably want to suck your dick for a couple of cheeseburgers, too. Why not go for the whole shabang?
15 month jail sentence for the perpertrator. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7051181.stm You're not homeless You're not homeless You're not homeless anymore!
The nearest jail to O.T. probably most famous for the riots they had there a few years ago when they all climbed on the roof. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangeways_Prison