Alavanja In Chicago

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by dany, Dec 22, 2002.

  1. dany

    dany New Member

    May 14, 2002
    Chicago
    LAZO ALAVANJA WHO PLAYED FOR D C UNITED LAST YEAR AND DALLAS AND MIAMI IN THE PAST WAS SEEN PLAYING FOR THE ASSIRIAN WINGED BULL FOR LAST 3 WEEKS, ALONG WITH JAMAR BEASLEY AND ALEKSEY KOROL AND THREE OTHER FIRE PLAYERS FROM THE FIRE RESERVE TEAM. THE REPORT IS THAT LAZO IS BEING TUNED UP FOR THE CHICAGO FIRE. HE IS A GREAT PLAYER TO WATCH WITH UNBELIVABLE TALENT. NATIONAL SOCCER LEAGUE OF CHICAGO IS VERY LUCKY TO HAVE PLAYERS OF THAT RANKING PLAYING FOR THE LEAGUE. WINGED BULL WHO IS IN THE MAJOR DIVISION IN THE LEAGUE ARE IN FIRST PLACE WITH 6-O RECORD WHO PLAYES IN THE ODEUM IN VILLA PARK EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT.
     
  2. Treetaliano

    Treetaliano Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    Charlotte, NC
    ...or a period or two...
     
  3. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078
    i refuse to try and read that


    what does it say?


    although i'm assuming it's not important
     
  4. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    See that button next to A? It's right under Tab. I'd suggest turning that off.
     
  5. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well here's the Babblefish translation from Idiot to English:

     
  6. mactheknife

    mactheknife New Member

    Aug 2, 2002
    Baton Rouge, LA
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    OMGLOLROTFLLMAOGTGBRBTTYL
     
  7. -cman-

    -cman- New Member

    Apr 2, 2001
    Clinton, Iowa
    Okay, I'm with you up until GTGBRB...

    Uh, and Dany if you want to (effectively) publicize the NSL, TRY A FRIGGIN PRESS RELEASE!
    :)
     
  8. Bethany

    Bethany New Member

    Sep 3, 2002
    I think it's "Got to Go, Be Right Back, Talk to you later." :)
     
  9. dany

    dany New Member

    May 14, 2002
    Chicago
    Ok, can you read this?
    ODPIERDOL SIE!
     
  10. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078
    woohoo

    he found the caps lock key

    (and there was much rejoicing)
     
  11. DRN

    DRN New Member

    Aug 12, 2000
    Oh....someone on here actually reported some interesting and soccer related news. Let's all jump on him about the caps key and ignore what he has to say. You guys are just soooo cool.
     
  12. dany

    dany New Member

    May 14, 2002
    Chicago
    Thank you Mr.DRN
     
  13. Cweedchop

    Cweedchop Member+

    Mar 6, 2000
    Ellicott City, Md

    This statement is simply laughable..

    Lazo Alavanja was one of the, if not the worst field player in MLS last season..

    He brings absolutely no talent or skill to the field...
     
  14. writered21

    writered21 Member+

    Jul 14, 2001
    Middle of the Road
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lazo Alavanja ... midfielder ... 1,000 minutes played ... 0 points. ...

    ... Me ... Doesn't play ... 0 points.

    Thus, your highly skilled player, broken down scientifically.
     
  15. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078
    i'm not about to say this guy is any good (no real idea on if he is nor not... he probably isn't)... but to say you can determine how good one is from minutes played and points scored is laughable...

    armas could not score or have an assist all year and still be deserving of mls best xi

    (although the mls secondary assist kinda means you should have some points, but still)





    but could we please go back to bringing up jamar... i miss those people :(
     
  16. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ..yay...

    Monty Python rules.
     
  17. He did. Puetolana is still stuck on 2 points after 17 matches, 11 behind the next to last team in the table. Four goals scored, 37 given up. Maybe Winged Bull is pretty good compared to Puetolana after all.
     
  18. mactheknife

    mactheknife New Member

    Aug 2, 2002
    Baton Rouge, LA
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    ...quite possibly the most brilliant analysis of any player i've ever seen in my life. and i'm totally serious.
     
  19. morenolsen

    morenolsen New Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Hopefully for you guys Alavanja stays far, far away from Chicago/Naperville.
     
  20. Cweedchop

    Cweedchop Member+

    Mar 6, 2000
    Ellicott City, Md
    You can spin this any way you wish but it doesn't deter me from saying that in my 7 years of watching MLS soccer, he was simply the worst field player to see any significant amount of time I have ever seen play in MLS...

    I don't need the stats to tell me how awful he was, I just needed my own two eyes.. He was that bad...

    He brings absolutely nothing to the table and it is a mystery to me why he is still with United, much less in MLS....
     
  21. fatboy15

    fatboy15 New Member

    Mar 31, 2000
    LaPorte, IN, USA
    I hear that.

    and i agree
     
  22. dany

    dany New Member

    May 14, 2002
    Chicago
    How can you pick on one player when the whole team DC United did not do good all year , and did not make the playoffs, Alavanja coming Indiana U., Making Big ten player of the year three years in row.
     
  23. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078

    for the normal player it's probably best not to evaluate them solely (or mostly) on their stats... now someone who is suppose the a goal scorer is a bit different...


    and i didn't disagree with the assessment, just the notion that the minutes and points method was valid
     
  24. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078
    i know the big ten has some decent soccer schools

    but how many big ten schools have teams?

    and since when is college a good way to develop players?
     
  25. Cweedchop

    Cweedchop Member+

    Mar 6, 2000
    Ellicott City, Md
    I picked him out because Alavanja more often than any other player on United sucked ass..

    He constantly gave up posession of the ball, made terrible passes to teamates in difficult positions and also was woeful in defense, the one real role he had with this team..

    It's not hard to pick out bad players on bad teams.. Alavanja, despite his glowing COLLEGE resume, is a terrible MLS player.....
     

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