Adu vs Ditka [R]

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by Cyclone, Mar 11, 2003.

  1. Cyclone

    Cyclone New Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    Almaty, Kazakhstan
    Freddy scored 25 in the first 10 minutes, but then he tired. He underestimated Ditka's sprint speed, and let him get close enough to touch him. Freddy is doing fine in the hospital, and should be back on the field in a few weeks.

    At the end it was very close, as Ditka found it frustrating to dribble the ball down close enough to the goal to put it in. He must have skied it over the goal 12 times. I swear he thought the first one was worth three points.

    Anyway, he put the 26th one in during injury time, but only after he intimidated the ref into adding an extra 3 minutes for the time he spent watching the ambulance take Freddy off the field.

    Ditka was a good sport, saying after the game, "That kid could play real football."
     
  2. fidlerre

    fidlerre Member+

    Oct 10, 2000
    Central Ohio
    is this against one ditka or 25 mini-ditka's?
     
  3. AmeriBlogger

    AmeriBlogger New Member

    Feb 22, 2003
    who would win in a three man tournament:

    God
    Ditka
    Adu
     
  4. mellon002

    mellon002 Member

    Jan 24, 2003
    Towson, MD
    Trick question: Ditka is God. Freddy is God. Go figure.
     
  5. Pygmalion

    Pygmalion New Member

    Jul 23, 2001
    Bay View, WI
    Is that a trick question? It is isn't it, you're trying to get us to blaspheme as God is not man but immortal almighty, then again so is Ditka. You're tricking us into hell aren't you? Regardless, the answer:

    Ditka
     
  6. Pygmalion

    Pygmalion New Member

    Jul 23, 2001
    Bay View, WI
    Mellon, you're right. Looks like I failed out of Bigsoccer seminary.
     
  7. AmeriBlogger

    AmeriBlogger New Member

    Feb 22, 2003
    right :)
     
  8. Yankee_Blue

    Yankee_Blue New Member

    Aug 28, 2001
    New Orleans area
    Could Adu create another team that is so good that Adu couldn't score against them?????
     
  9. needs

    needs Member

    Jan 16, 2003
    Brooklyn
    I never could understand that trinity thing.

    It's so much clearer now.
     
  10. todda74

    todda74 New Member

    Nov 4, 2001
    Annapolis
    he needs more cheese fat.
     
  11. mpruitt

    mpruitt Member

    Feb 11, 2002
    E. Somerville
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    trick question. Freddy was formed out of one of Ditka's ribs,
     
  12. beejoo

    beejoo New Member

    Mar 10, 2000
    Lincoln, NE
    I heard Ditka's little brother might be even better than Ditka someday.
     
  13. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    interesting though .... ditka quits coaching a few years back right at the time that a young freddy adu starts to emerge on the scene.

    what conclusions could we draw from this?
     
  14. mellon002

    mellon002 Member

    Jan 24, 2003
    Towson, MD
    That Freddy isn't just the savior for soccer in America, but also the savior for the DAAAA BEARS!
     
  15. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    Ditka - God - Adu
    Football? Futbol? Whatever.
    All gods in Haiku.
     
  16. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
    Hell
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought it was Friedel's?
     
  17. Ictar

    Ictar Member

    Jun 18, 2002
    The Oklahoma Panhandle
    You're both wrong. His ribs came from Maradona, Pele, and Jim Thorpe for his athleticism, Albert Einstein, George Washington Carver, William Shakespeare, and Carl Sagan for his intellect, James Brown and John Travolta for his moves, and his creativity comes from Van Gogh and Michealangelo.

    Previous experiments with Claudio Reyna yielded good, but not Adu/God like results, because instead of John Travolta and Pele he was given the ribs of Jerry Lewis and Mike Burns.
     
  18. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    When that failed Ditka voluntarily tore off a chunk of his thigh (that immediatly regenerated) and the chunk grew to Freddy Adu.
     
  19. beejoo

    beejoo New Member

    Mar 10, 2000
    Lincoln, NE
    Re: Re: Adu vs Ditka [R]

    Well, that would explain the identical resemblance and the blazing speed. But how does this fit in with the Big Bang Theory?
     
  20. mellon002

    mellon002 Member

    Jan 24, 2003
    Towson, MD
    Re: Re: Re: Adu vs Ditka [R]

    Well since Ditka and Freddy are "co-God's", there obviously is no such thing as the big bang.
     
  21. glove

    glove New Member

    Mar 20, 2001
    gaithersburg,md
    Will Freddy have a coronary just like Mike? Fugg Da Bears and Gotch Didka
     
  22. mkb3

    mkb3 Member

    Jul 11, 2000
    San Francisco
    Cap Ditka!

    Or, Chicago will beat us to him!
     
  23. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Adu=Ditkainho?
     
  24. teskicks

    teskicks Member+

    New England Revolution
    United States
    Jan 14, 2002
    Wrentham, MA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This must really be a dry off season. This is the dumbest thread I've ever seen.
     
  25. beejoo

    beejoo New Member

    Mar 10, 2000
    Lincoln, NE
    It must be da'beers cuz I think this is da'best thread I've ever seen.
     

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