Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by Goodsport, Jun 11, 2003.
Arturo Alvarez (to the ball): "NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!"
Arturo (to the ball): Please, don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me! There's no one left on the bench!
" iee! no es bueno!"
"Zoinks, Scoob! That's the biggest freakin' paintball I ever saw!!!"
"I'm trying! I'm trying, but I can't do it! I cannot force myself to pass the ball!"
Ball: Boo!!!
Yikes, did I forget my cup?
Huh. What do you know? It appears I CAN pass the ball.
<----- Arturo's response
"17 year old Arturo Alzarez prepares to hock a loogie to gain possession of a loose ball"
MY HERO. (Would look better centered)
"I am a soccer player for the quakes. I am now about to play the ball."
.o0(Oh great. The ball hit Landon's droppings AGAIN.)