At the coffee shop, my buddy Erik and I were talking about land the intrinic value thereof. This woman overheard us and started chatting us up, basically apalled at the notion that private property had value. Odd though, she called herself an environmentalist. Eventually , the topic came around to political vandalism whereupon I said "If I catch someone vandalizing my yard, they better hope I call the police. Otherwise they're going to ride the Midnight Express." At which point she called me a redneck. I responded by breaking into "Simple Man" Superdave might be the only one who heard that song when it first came on the radio.