A song for United

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Anthony, May 11, 2003.

  1. Anthony

    Anthony Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    Aug 20, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We'll score again.
    Don't know where!
    Don't know when!

    I know we'll score again
    Some fine day!
     
  2. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hudson's got coach us well someday
    One fine day.
    But i dont care
    because im a part of his ***************ing army.
    Until i ************ing die
     
  3. lord i was born a united fan
    jumping and dancing and singing as best I can
    so when i cry myself to sleep saturday nights
    i hope you'll understand
    that i was born a united fan
     
  4. EuroFootball'89

    EuroFootball'89 New Member

    Apr 2, 2003
    Archdale, NC
    We are United and we really suck!
    You cannot depent on us
    cause we have no luck!
    If you hear us on the radio
    or watch us on t.v.,
    remember not to bet on us
    cause you will lose money!
     
  5. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This one has promise - who knew Southern Rock would make a good footy song?
     
  6. chibchab

    chibchab Member

    Jul 8, 2002
    New Jersey
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The name of the band?

    DC " 3 easy points" United.
     
  7. EdTheRed

    EdTheRed Member+

    Feb 6, 2001
    Loose On The Town
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Cook Islands
    We're all part of Hudson's Army
    We may never have a lead
    But we'll really shake you up
    When we kick you in the cup
    'Cuz United is the roughest football team!
     
  8. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To the tune of "The Volcano Song" by Buffett

    I don't know
    I don't know
    I don't know when we'll get a goal
    Cuz our team really blows

    From Margaritaville

    Finished in last place
    Can't even save face
    Drafted Alecko and signed Earnie too
    I don't know the reason
    Ray'll be here all season
    His offense just doesn't have a clue
    Wasting away again in Arenaville
    Things haven't been the same without Bruce
    Some people say that there's Marco to blame
    But I know, we just need a goal
     
  9. Darth_Norteno

    Darth_Norteno New Member

    Wow, that's very witty and funny. Wait, no it isn't. Then again, after your illustrious history of being 3 easy points for the whole damn league, I suppose you're entitled to your little gloat session.

    Wait, no you're not; you're Scum.
     
  10. The name of the band?

    DC " 3 easy points" United.



    Ouch - That hurts - but ohh so true.
     
  11. Anthony

    Anthony Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    Aug 20, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is my last week at my current job, so I am just passing time.

    How about this.

    Did you see the game today?
    I want to close my eyes and
    make it go away!

    How long?
    How long 'till we score again?
    How long?
    How lononong?

    Tonight!
    We can score a goal tonight!
    Tonight!
    Tonight!

    DC bloody DC!
    DC bloody DC!

    [I'll work on the next verse later today]
     
  12. chibchab

    chibchab Member

    Jul 8, 2002
    New Jersey
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LMAO!!!!

    Want more wit? On Friday evening our local 911 service was flooded with calls reporting a strange loud SUCKING sound coming from everywhere.

    Later it was dicovered it was just DC United getting closer and closer...
     
  13. EdTheRed

    EdTheRed Member+

    Feb 6, 2001
    Loose On The Town
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Cook Islands
    I'm almost sorry your team has never even won a runner's-up trophy, since that would give you something besides your own fist to jam up your rectum. Go play in rivalries, troll.
     
  14. andylovesoccer

    Sep 2, 2000
    Asheville, NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You know what?? We sucked last year, too. But that didn't keep us from making you our bitch.
     
  15. chibchab

    chibchab Member

    Jul 8, 2002
    New Jersey
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Man has DC "3 easy points" United's fortunes made you lot a bitter bunch! Hope you guys score soon...not holding my breath!
     
  16. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Actually, it's made us quite funny.
    It's just your trolling is humor challenged.
    Go away before I start deleting your posts.
     

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