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  1. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    All these teams except Portland have crap frontrunning fanbases. And in Portland it’s not about soccer. Glad to see Atlanta showing its true colors.
     
  2. Kaitlyn

    Kaitlyn Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 25, 2014
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Welcome to American Sports.
     
  3. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We need Sacramento Republic in MLS, or MLS expansion in Oakland/SF...

    https://www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2024/9/23/mls-rivalries

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    San Jose Earthquakes (78) - LA Galaxy (73, 94%)

    Almost all Quakes fans consider LA Galaxy in the California Clasico as their one true rival.

    LA Galaxy (191) - Los Angeles FC (144, 75%), San Jose Earthquakes (33, 17%)

    Three-fourths of Galaxy fans see the El Trafico as the biggest rivalry for the LA, but 17% still see the California Clasico as the most important.
     
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  4. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  5. Kaitlyn

    Kaitlyn Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 25, 2014
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Que Celine Dion - All By Myself
     
  6. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not sure I believe this. This guy Eliot McKinley found 78 Quakes fans??? :D
     
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  7. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    29th place out of 29 MLS teams

    21 points
    0.64 PPG
    40 goals for
    75 goals allowed

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  8. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    Tied for worst on GA, but I’m sure we’ll break it next week.
     
  9. Quakes05

    Quakes05 Member+

    Oct 1, 2005
    birthplace of MLS
    AND, league leader with five (5) wooden spoons!

    Great work everyone!
     
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  10. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was going to engrave a wooden spoon just for Fisher and hand it to him tonight, but I forgot and he wasn’t there anyway.
     
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  11. Quakes05

    Quakes05 Member+

    Oct 1, 2005
    birthplace of MLS

    wonderful idea though.
     
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  12. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was really disappointed we didn’t have 5 BSers willing to show up and protest. Maybe next year, when we go for the 6th (?) wooden spoon. (I’ve lost count… can’t remember numbers)
     
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  13. Kaitlyn

    Kaitlyn Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 25, 2014
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No one outside of Quakes05 really give a shit and would rather spend their time doing something else then wasting it.
     
  14. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    not ideal

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  15. TyffaneeSue

    TyffaneeSue moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 15, 2003
    Upstairs
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Only twice?
     
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  16. Quakes05

    Quakes05 Member+

    Oct 1, 2005
    birthplace of MLS
    Goodsie can correct me but I believe the Quakes have earned 5 wooden spoons and lead the league in that category.

    @Goodsport
     
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  17. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Apparently the Spoon wasn’t “officially” recognized in the olden days. Last place isn’t a thing if it’s not recognized, per the media. :)
     
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  18. TyffaneeSue

    TyffaneeSue moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 15, 2003
    Upstairs
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
  19. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Deacon Jones never sacked a QB. — Scott Ostler
     
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  20. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 18, 1999
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #8020 Goodsport, Oct 7, 2024
    Last edited: Oct 7, 2024
    Correct.

    While the physical MLS Wooden Spoon trophy was finally physically created in (IIRC) 2015 after years of it only being spoken about semi-jokingly, it retroactively includes every last-place finish since 1996. :(

    It’s pretty much like how even though the MLS Supporters’ Shield was only physically created in 1999, it has retroactively engraved every regular season first-place winner starting with the 1996 Tampa Bay Mutiny. :)

    Thusly:


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    Though FC Cincinnati finished the 2020 season with the league's worst record, no MLS Wooden Spoon was officially awarded due to the pandemic's changing and shortening of that season's schedule.

    -------------------------------------------------------


    MLS Wooden Spoons won (teams in bold no longer with us)


    5 - San Jose Earthquakes (1997, 2000, 2008, 2018, 2024)

    4 - D.C. United (2002, 2010, 2013, 2022)

    3 - Chicago Fire FC (2004, 2015, 2016)
    3 - Toronto FC (2007, 2012, 2023)

    2 - FC Cincinnati (2019, 2021)
    2 - New York Red Bulls (1999, 2009)

    1 - C.D. Chivas USA (2005)
    1 - CF Montréal (2014)
    1 - Colorado Rapids (1996)
    1 - Columbus Crew (2006)
    1 - FC Dallas (2003)
    1 - Los Angeles Galaxy (2017)
    1 - New England Revolution (1998)
    1 - Tampa Bay Mutiny (2001)
    1 - Vancouver Whitecaps FC (2011)

    0 - Atlanta United FC
    0 - Austin FC
    0 - Charlotte FC
    0 - Houston Dynamo FC
    0 - Inter Miami CF
    0 - Los Angeles FC
    0 - Miami Fusion F.C.
    0 - Minnesota United FC
    0 - Nashville FC
    0 - New York City FC
    0 - Orlando City SC
    0 - Philadelphia Union
    0 - Portland Timbers
    0 - Real Salt Lake
    0 - Seattle Sounders FC
    0 - Sporting Kansas City
    0 - St. Louis CITY SC



    GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!! :(


    -G
     
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  21. Quakes05

    Quakes05 Member+

    Oct 1, 2005
    birthplace of MLS
    Thanks, I appreciate the clarification even though it confirms our wooden spoon champs status.
     
  22. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    Yeah that’s the first time I had even heard of the Wooden Spoon to be some kind of official thing. Who cares? It’s a badge of great dishonor and needs no official designation.
     
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  23. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    It’s also one of the few things in life where all you have to do is crunch numbers. Last place is last place.
     
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  24. Quakes05

    Quakes05 Member+

    Oct 1, 2005
    birthplace of MLS
    What crunching? Finish with the fewest points, win the spoon. That’s all there is to it.
     
  25. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    It’s an expression.
     

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