A little anti-Chelsea help, please

Discussion in 'England Rivalries' started by Bill Archer, Jan 7, 2006.

  1. Red Agave

    Red Agave Member

    Aug 2, 2005
    Manchester
    To the tune of "Coming Round The Mountain"

    When the Russian goes to jail you'll be fc*ked
    When the Russian goes to jail you'll be fc*ked
    When the Russian goes to jail
    Russian goes to jail
    Russian goes to jail you'll be fc*ked.

    "10 Green Bottles"

    50,000 muppets going to Stamford Bridge
    50,000 muppets going to Stamford Bridge
    But if one Chechen rebel should shoot Abramobitch
    There'll be no fc*king Chavski and no Stamford Bridge
     
  2. lfcno1fan

    lfcno1fan New Member

    Apr 11, 2007
    flying high up in the sky
    matthew hardings gonna die
    what a shame
    oh what a shame
    he should ov left by train or plane
     
  3. I-Got-The-BLUES

    May 1, 2006
    Orlando, Florida.
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Jamaica
    The fans seem to love to sing "Stamford Bridge is falling down" on FIFA :)
    Usually before the 4-0 thrashing they get though :(
     
  4. Say-Rah

    Say-Rah New Member

    May 20, 2008
    Well I made this up, haha hope you like it.

    My doggie doggie drogba is a bad boy, he dives he does, doesn’t sit, doesn’t roll over, he dives he dives he dives.
     
  5. kopiteinkc

    kopiteinkc Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 1, 2000
    Shawnee
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Just wear this on a t-shirt instead:

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  6. Leedsunited

    Leedsunited Member

    Jun 14, 2007
    Yorkshire
    Club:
    Leeds United AFC
    "When I was just a little boy,
    I asked my mother, what should i be?
    Should I be Chelsea, Should I be Leeds?
    Here's what she said to me.

    Wash your mouth out son, then go get your fathers gun,
    and shoot the Chelsea scum, shoot the Chelsea scum"

    "Get the Chelsea out of Leeds" (towards Ken Bates and Dennis Wise)

    and when Wise fcked off

    "One more c*nt to go, before we're rid of Chelsea"
     
  7. BuckeyeRed

    BuckeyeRed Member

    Jun 25, 2007
    Cleveland, OH
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Drogba, wherever you may be
    They blow goats in your country
    but it could be worse, you could be a Scouse
    livin' on rats in your council house
     
  8. JimmyTheHoover

    JimmyTheHoover New Member

    May 9, 2007
    Intermediaville
    Re: A little anti-United help, please

    A little off topic I know, but there was no-where else to put this.

    Reading this thread reminded me of a song that was sung only once at Rovers I recollect in the Nineties - Set to the Status Quo song "Come on You Reds" which was in the top ten of the UK music Charts at the time if I remember rightly. As follows -

    **** off you reds,
    **** off you reds,
    We know your b****cks are on yer heads,
    For Ninety minutes we'll let you know,
    It's Man United down you go.

    (Repeat)

    Glory Glory Blackburn Rovers,
    Glory Glory Blackburn Rovers,

    You're ***te and so are Status Quo,
    So Man United down you go.

    (Musical Interlude)

    Man United down you go.
     

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