A few concerns about Master Adu (R)

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by Nimbus2000, Mar 6, 2003.

  1. Nimbus2000

    Nimbus2000 Member

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Mar 6, 2001
    New England
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After seeing the clips of his goal and assist, and reading about the match it's clear the he can/has:

    Finish
    Take on multiple defenders
    Fantastic ball control
    Is hungry for the goal
    Pass and set-up teammates
    Has the deadball skills to take all the corner kicks
    Is tough(13 year old getting hacked and goes 90 minutes)

    But:

    I'm concerned his game may not be complete enough. You say he's only 13 yo and playing against 16 yo's, but until he starts scoring with his head while simultaneously playing keeper and taking tickets, I'll remain skeptical.


    I'm still trying to figure out his last touch before shooting the ball for his goal. It was oh-so-subtle whatever it was
     
  2. GersMan

    GersMan Member

    May 11, 2000
    Indianapolis
    Don't forget selling popcorn. Until somebody can prove to me he has the ability to sell popcorn, I will assume he can't. Not saying it makes him a bad person, but it's an obvious area of concern.
     
  3. dwwasdc

    dwwasdc New Member

    Mar 29, 2002
    Washington, DC
    And not to be REALLY nit-picky, but he's also too young to sell beer. So, there, he also needs to demonstrate his prowess with a case of beer hanging from his neck.
     
  4. Nimbus2000

    Nimbus2000 Member

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Mar 6, 2001
    New England
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Good Point still:

    We should probably start a new thread regarding the quality of Freddy's character; we don't want any cancers on the U-17 team. I've heard he's not very neat and doesn't always make his bed. This may not be an issue but it could BECOME one.
    Does anyone know a good private detective/developmental psychologist we could retain to look into this?
     
  5. soccerfan220

    soccerfan220 New Member

    Jun 24, 2002
    USA
    Where did you see the goal!?!?!?!?!??!/1/!??!?!?!/!/!?!?/!?!?/!??!//!?!?
     
  6. csc7

    csc7 New Member

    Jul 3, 2002
    DC
  7. Ictar

    Ictar Member

    Jun 18, 2002
    The Oklahoma Panhandle
    The great thing about Adu is when my daughter turns 18 - and I'm going to make her be a gymnast/swimmer just for Freddy - Freddy will be about 35-40. He'll no doubt still be getting mad poon, but he will have time to impregnate my daughter. This will result in my very own grandson playing in a World Cup. If she has a female we must redo the process all over.
     
  8. InnocentBystander

    InnocentBystander New Member

    Jan 25, 2000
    Boston
    Trying to decide - should I laugh or heave up my lunch?
     
  9. voros

    voros Member

    Jun 7, 2002
    Parts Unknown
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ah yes, the famous 'Adu redo' tactic.
     
  10. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    BORING. This guy's already the greatest player on earth. I want to know about Freddy: ADU II.

    (March 7th, everywhere...)
     
  11. Ictar

    Ictar Member

    Jun 18, 2002
    The Oklahoma Panhandle


    My grandson?
     
  12. lurking

    lurking Member+

    Feb 9, 2002
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: A few concerns about Master Adu (R)

    Heave, definately heave. You can laugh after though if your still inclined.
     
  13. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He can't be that good-he doesn't have a shoe named after him....

    Coming soon.....the Adu-lator from Nike.
     
  14. mattie g

    mattie g Member

    Nov 12, 1999
    Northern VA
    Electric Boogaloo
     
  15. Norsk Troll

    Norsk Troll Member+

    Sep 7, 2000
    Central NJ
    I'm not sold on him yet - I mean, he hasn't coached a team to the MLS Cup yet, has he?
     
  16. Scotty

    Scotty Member+

    Dec 15, 1999
    Toscana
    Undeniably the best nickname yet.
     
  17. Nimbus2000

    Nimbus2000 Member

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Mar 6, 2001
    New England
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My 3 year old came up with "Freddy the Dooo!"; he needs some kind of absurd haircut to go with that nickname, though.
     
  18. Norsk Troll

    Norsk Troll Member+

    Sep 7, 2000
    Central NJ
    Do th'Adu

    Do th'Adu

    [​IMG]
     
  19. IASocFan

    IASocFan Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 13, 2000
    IOWA
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Do th'Adu

    A great opportunity for more obnoxious Dew comercials! :eek:
     
  20. Dave Brull

    Dave Brull Member

    Mar 9, 2001
    Mayfield Hts, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This Adu-lation most come to en end.
     

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