In college I used to play spades pretty regularly with some Farrakan followers. They used to tell me a lot of stuff, similar to this. They once told me they could tell if someone was a mason by the way he shook hands.
That freemason stuff was good, I like those pyramid diagrams but why settle for second-best? Try this http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/conspiracies.cfm They have discovered the real source of Al Qaeda funding! By the way, if you thought that those sunday televangelists are useless, think again - One time I was channel surfing and there was a religious show exposing the secret initiation ceremony for freemasons. Some freemason got born again and spilled his guts. It was hilarious, they were all dressed up like batman and robin. The could probably make some bucks by selling that re-enactment on tape.
Re: Does Iron Maiden know about this? Wildly off-topic, but I always say 667 and then get pulled up by some pedant stating that 668 is the next-door number. Isn't the house across the road still your neighbour? Discuss.
Camel Wash!? I've seen pictures of Osama, he needs to wash himself before he washes camels. That story would have been more believable if it was about AQ making money smuggling Camels from NC to NYC to raise some cash.
Re: Re: Does Iron Maiden know about this? Technically, you are correct. However, it is still somehow funnier to think of someone living right next door to the Prince of Darkness rather than merely across the street. It's one of the little mysteries of humor, I guess.
Re: Re: Re: Does Iron Maiden know about this? I'm equally amused by the across-the-street neighbor, since every morning there'll be that awkward moment when you're both on the porch getting your newspapers, and good manners force you to wave to The Dark One, and ask him how the wife is.
> One time I was channel surfing and there was a > religious show exposing the secret initiation > ceremony for freemasons. I saw this too, and I can't believe that actual Masons don't bust up laughing while doing the ceremony. However, a friend of the family became a Mason, and he said that all the powerful people in the area (mayors, police chiefs, prominent businessmen) were members.
Re: Re: 666 revealed? Or reading this: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...103-9683251-2331862?v=glance&s=books&n=507846
Re: Re: Re: Re: Does Iron Maiden know about this? True. Imagine him mowing the lawn. It'd be like the Bill Hicks rant about the female desire to change men. "He's the Prince of Darkness!" "I know, but he's got such a cute butt!"
I'm disappointed. When I first read the title of the thread, I thought it was going to be an article about Clinton running for Secretary-General of the UN. My Bad.
JAJAJAJA "Rape, Murder, Arson, Rape." "You said Rape twice!" "I like Rape." Dude.......can I just live my life without these conspiracy theories? Please?
Re: Spoon! I've never met a conspiracy theory I couldn't laugh at. By the way, hunger is good sauce, or so I've heard.