Pre-match: 6/12/26 9PM EST USA vs Paraguay: Game 1 of the big show

Discussion in 'USA Men: News & Analysis' started by OWN(yewu)ED, Jun 6, 2026.

  1. Master O

    Master O Member+

    Jul 7, 2006
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It just occurred to me. If the USA gets the kick off in the first half, they should just take a shot on goal from midfield.

    It would be hilarious if the USA scored from that. Instant tone setter. No one would see it coming.
     
  2. dlokteff

    dlokteff Member+

    Jan 22, 2002
    San Francisco, CA
    Our kick off routine has been the same in recent matches. Trying our best Ray Guy impression.
     
  3. TrueCrew

    TrueCrew Member+

    Dec 22, 2003
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Pulisic is just mimicing his coach's messaging there. And I get what Poch is trying to do here by trying to not have them come out too amped up.

    But just because they say it does not mean it is true. I am certain both Poch & Pulisic know it and don't believe it for a second.
     
  4. madvillain2

    madvillain2 Member

    Wolves
    United States
    Jan 12, 2026
    I think they are trying a Constanza, you're right. It's just odd to say it out loud and not something you here many pro athletes say for a reason.

    I don't think Wemby would say he's approaching game 5 as just another game.
     
  5. Crewmudgeon

    Crewmudgeon Member+

    Sep 3, 1999
    Crewdom
    He looks like George Costanza.
     
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  6. Paul Berry

    Paul Berry Member+

    Notts County and NYCFC
    United States
    Apr 18, 2015
    Nr Kingston NY
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm gonna try and wake up at 2 am to watch this.
     
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  7. Mantis Toboggan M.D.

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jul 8, 2017
    He (circles finger) WAS bald
     
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  8. papermache16

    papermache16 Member+

    Jan 30, 2009
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My comp team and my middle school team keep asking us to do the PSG kickoff. I always say no, lol.
     
  9. FC Tallavana

    FC Tallavana Member+

    Jul 1, 2004
    Starting the pregame show with an American football player is not what I would have done.
     
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  10. kennytt

    kennytt Member+

    LA Galaxy
    United States
    May 26, 2001
    Westminster, OC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fox is doing red carpet to all celebrities to stadium like Oscars lol
     
  11. jond

    jond Member+

    Sep 28, 2010
    Club:
    Levski Sofia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Landon looks hilarious with that carpet glued to his head. Just can't take it seriously.
     
  12. FC Tallavana

    FC Tallavana Member+

    Jul 1, 2004
    He’s such an improved commentator over what he used to be. I don’t really care what he wants to put on his head.
     
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  13. schrutebuck

    schrutebuck Member+

    Jul 26, 2007
    2-0 win.

    Goals by Sebastian Berhalter and Cristian Roldan.
     
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  14. gogorath

    gogorath Member+

    None
    United States
    May 12, 2019
    I think if I have to watch Jameis Winston and Rob Gronkowski, I may skip the ********ing World Cup.

    I don't know who Carissa is, but she should get hazard pay for that segment.
     
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  15. Mantis Toboggan M.D.

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jul 8, 2017
    The only problem with this is by definition it would be in the last ~15 minutes of the game unless someone gets hurt which is even worse
     
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  16. GoodHands

    GoodHands Member+

    AC Milan
    United States
    Jul 17, 2024
    But his bare head could blind people in row zzz.
    I do have to say that the Mexico match showed that Landon can be a very good color commentator. He was actually quite able to be listened to for most of the match. I do not know how he did pre or post match or a half time as I do not ever listen to the filler garbage that all networks seem to think is interesting.
     
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  17. Oh dear...is that Makkelie.....it's a joke he's chosen by FIFA for the WC. He has been too often not so very good in the Dutch league.
     
  18. madvillain2

    madvillain2 Member

    Wolves
    United States
    Jan 12, 2026
    Not sure I can do another 2.5 hours of pre game coverage.
     
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  19. schrutebuck

    schrutebuck Member+

    Jul 26, 2007
    This is me saying that I expect one of them (likely Berhalter) to start. But who knows.
     
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  20. kennytt

    kennytt Member+

    LA Galaxy
    United States
    May 26, 2001
    Westminster, OC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Only if they start
     
  21. kennytt

    kennytt Member+

    LA Galaxy
    United States
    May 26, 2001
    Westminster, OC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That’s unprecedented
     
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  22. kennytt

    kennytt Member+

    LA Galaxy
    United States
    May 26, 2001
    Westminster, OC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As long as he favors USA. He’s not a joke lol
     
  23. Eliezar

    Eliezar Member+

    Jan 27, 2002
    Houston
    Club:
    12 de Octubre
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not many things I would get more enjoyment out of then watching that social media meltdown
     
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  24. orcrist

    orcrist Member+

    Jun 11, 2005
    Bay Area, California, USA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The thing is, I'd much rather play pc games until lineups are announced, but I can't make myself turn off the coverage :oops:
     
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  25. fishmonger

    fishmonger Member

    Jul 2, 2014
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    scientists just cannot find a treatment that works for pattern baldness. one company dedicated genetic research tailored to it and finally just gave up. you can fix your teeth, implant breasts, get rhinoplasty, facelifts, tummy tucks....but you cannot put back hair that is gone. and no, hair transplants are not the answer for most. thing is, donovan does not look bad bald. but losing it as young as he did, well, you never really get over it. patrick stewart said it bothered him so much he thought he'd never find a girlfriend....as if! note; full blood native americans do not have genes for baldness. fun fact.
     
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