I know our hate for NY and LA gets played up a lot, but damn I hate NE. From Taylor Twellman taunting the Barra in the Eastern Conference Final we lost to them, to Shalrie Joseph's horror tackles on Jaime (dozens in my memory) to Jay "Heaps of Shit" to that concussing asshole Matt Reis... Franchino....top to bottom I can't really think of a team with more players that I hate.
(To the tune of the Kyle Beckerman song) Big Rob has a very very very fine ass. But he has no hair, and a very loud voice.
my voice isn't very loud anymore. i have to get joesoccerfan to do my yelling for me. my voice is gone after one half of leading songs
Please note, I was not implying you do not have a quality ass...only that Jimmy's is superior. Riz and I miss the days we could cop a feel by 'catching' you when you started to slip... And I am sure your Barra sisters just didn't want to agitate me by arguing...
oh how i enjoy watching these asshats go to the cup JUST to lose, esp after having it won for a whole 45 seconds 3 years ago!
I really can't stand Feldman. I guess it's possible that I'd find him still more horrible if I had to listen to him regularly on TV; but it's hard for me to imagine, because I find him so worthless *now*. I mean, anyone with a synapse can see that Brad Feldman is a vaginal sore biting, elephant prick sucking, connoisseur of anal sex with rabid pit bulls, who steals from the homeless orphaned handicapped; a gerbil-stuffing, syphilitic, frequent dinner guest of Jeffrey Dahmer, who annually licks the sweat from the skin of the last-place horse at the Kentucky Derby; a Mother's Day-forgetting, maggot-ingesting lover of the piss of a snake, who breaks into houses at night and fornicates with narcoleptic children; a twisted deve, a fan of New Kids on the Block, whose favorite meal is ear-wax casserole with a topping of underarm shavings and a sidedish of pus-covered toenail clippings AND whose favorite beverage is the drainage from hospital ER suction bags; a purveyor of pedophiliac paederasty, who drills peep holes into the walls of elementary school bathrooms and who entertains himself by pulling the teeth of quadraplegics out with pliers; a sick fsck who cleans septic tanks with his tongue, who doesn't feel like he really knows a lover until he has made every orifice on his/her body run red, who won't go to Baskin-Robbins until they have an "enema discharge" flavor, and who has never said "I love you" to another human being but says it seventeen times nightly to his hand. Well, OK, maybe not *that* bad; but lord, he isn't good.
Not to change the subject from the hate, but KITCHEN FOLKS: last night I called Oscar to find out what he was planning, and he said he was planning on bringing lotsa meat as he would on a Saturday/Sunday. If we don't want him to do this, or if we want him to do something else, we need to let him know ASAP; if we're good with that, then we need to make sure we're ready early enough, especially given the early start time.
I should be at the game ohhhh about...... March 2010!! Considering I'm still in the Middle East roasting my a*s off!! Man I miss you guys wish I could be at a f*cking game!!!!!!!!!!! But I did play a game with some locals last weekend with the Barra jersey on!!!!
We miss you, Wayne!! Can't wait til you get home! And Rob, I'm a fan of your ass. Sorry I couldn't defend it earlier! I should be showing up to the tailgate hopefully by 5:30, but if anyone wants to pre-game at Molly Malone's while I'm working, feel free! P.S.- Fuck the Revs!
Damn, I have to spread some reputation around like Feldman spreads around the santorum he so regularly felches before I can rep Bootsy for this masterpiece.
I will be there as early as you need me to help out...Just let me know. ~worm~ ********** the rev-polution!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This alone calls into question your ability to discern the better ass of Rob vs James. I'm afraid we'll have to do a comparison with majority vote at the tailgate. Gentlemen, start your buns!
Wow, Bootsy, pulling out all the stops. You assume they have mothers, which I personally am doubting, since I think of them like pond scum, or like the smelliest part of the vomit I nearly stepped in on the way to my seat at last night's Dead show. I hate NE even more I hate the incessant and troubling discussion of Big Rob's ass. I think of the "Buffalo Bills of MLS but without the class" as they are -- nothing more than a pathetic sack of hacks, a collection of people too dumb to move south for the winter. All I need to think of is that fcking commercial with the human bobble-head and his kicking toy. This Friday, somehow, we will kick the living shit out of NE. I predict we get not one, not two, but three goals -- at least one from Wallace (assuming he plays). Oh, and friday Christian Gomez wakes up and remembers how much he likes playing in DC versus eating pine in Colorado and has his first good game of the season, complete with a goal. There, spit on NE. Feh. Ptooey.
I disagree, one's appreciation for bubble gum pop at its finest is in no way related to one's ability to appreciate the quality of a nice ass. They're totally different sensory perceptions.
I can be at the match around 3 to 3:30. My generator parts have still not come in. I've been renting on a daily basis. This rental will go beyond that. I'll probably be in Hell's Kitchen since we will need the help there. Thanks all for the NE hate. This is looking more like a Barra pregame thread. I was getting worried with all these other distractions--stadium mainly--outta our control items rant threads. Vamos United!!!