31 year old man marries his 70 year old sweetheart

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by MtMike, Jul 13, 2005.

  1. MtMike

    MtMike Member+

    Nov 18, 1999
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  2. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
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  3. Revolt

    Revolt Member+

    Jun 16, 1999
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    Barb, I thought you'd be all over that.
     
  4. DoctorD

    DoctorD Member+

    Sep 29, 2002
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    The guy has a great set of English teeth.
     
  5. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
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    In what way? I mean it's nice that they're happy and all but jeez.
     
  6. Revolt

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    Well (slaps head! Can't get Jerry Lee Lewis out of mind.... slaps head again.), older men are always plucking younger women to marry. So, here's some commupance.

    Damn! Now I have the image of Golden Girls Gone Wild!

    Damn this thread to Hell.
     
  7. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I know, she could have done so much better. Maybe he's loaded and she's waiting for him to kick the bucket.
     
  8. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
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    Did you read the bit at the bottom of the article?

    'Fred Smedley, chairman of the West of England Theatre Organ Society, acted as chauffeur for the day. He said: "The age gap between the two has been talked about around here but everyone is absolutely delighted. "They are a lovely couple and it's just fantastic they have decided to spend their lives together." He added: "Simon is gifted with the organ.'

    What with looking after his elderly wife and all... don't s'pose he'll get much chance to play it now though, eh?

    Ok. Ok. I'm going!
     
  9. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    That's what my girlfriend says about me too.
     
  10. Mikeshi

    Mikeshi New Member

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    Being deaf seems like it will be a valuable asset for him in this marriage. I'm a little envious of him. Being drunk has been only a moderately successful substitute for me.
     
  11. art

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    Jul 2, 2000
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    "I'd never had a proper relationship before I met Edna. My life was all about music.

    "She's turned my life upside down. She is definitely the woman of my dreams. I couldn't be more happy and don't care about the age gap."


    Havent we all met THIS guy.
     
  12. MtMike

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    I was gonna say that it's obvious she has no teeth, but I thought that might be a tad inappropriate...
     
  13. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

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    :D
     
  14. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

    Nov 5, 2002
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    :(
    Such discrimination...and from a female no less!!!
    ~

    Nothing wrong with love & marriage!

    Bravo to Edna Townsend & Simon Martin; enjoy yourselves! Enjoy your love together and ignore the young folks who can't understand!

    Happy Nuptials!
     
  15. Revolt

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    Excellent, you had to know ITN would come through in the clutch with the:

    Pro-grandma-marries-English-geek-with-bad-teeth position.
     
  16. BenReilly

    BenReilly New Member

    Apr 8, 2002
    Let's not be biologically challenged/politically absurdly correct here.

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    Tony Randall at 83 with the mother of his two children.
     
  17. Mikeshi

    Mikeshi New Member

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    You have to admit he is a very young 83 and she is a very old 14.
     
  18. Revolt

    Revolt Member+

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    And better teeth all around.
     
  19. zverskiy yobar

    zverskiy yobar BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Mar 10, 2002
    for some reason the odd couple theme song wont pop out of my head now...

    Btw. in due respect Tony Randall passed on some time back.
     
  20. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
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    Tony's are probably store bought, though.
     
  21. BenReilly

    BenReilly New Member

    Apr 8, 2002
    Lucky bastard

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    They have a young child.
     
  22. BenReilly

    BenReilly New Member

    Apr 8, 2002
    That's why I didn't show a picture of him at 85 with his young millionaire wife.
     
  23. Revolt

    Revolt Member+

    Jun 16, 1999
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    That mug would scare my kids.

    The woman must be popping valiums like skittles.

    Who are they?
     
  24. Mikeshi

    Mikeshi New Member

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    215 years after his death and the ladies still got the hots for Ben Franklin.
     
  25. entropy

    entropy Member

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    MILFs are cool and all, but GRILFs? Ewwww...
     

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