3/1 Friedel: Blackburn vs. Man City [R] 10AM EST

dark knight · Feb 28, 2003

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BuffloSoldier · Mar 1, 2003

Friedel starts.

BuffloSoldier · Mar 1, 2003

Dunn, 1-0.

Cleans up a rebound from Ostenstad.

BuffloSoldier · Mar 1, 2003

Friedel with a couple of relatively decent saves early, but City are starting to warm up.

BuffloSoldier · Mar 1, 2003

After Yorke hurt in warmups, Ostenstad hurts himself, Sukur in.

BuffloSoldier · Mar 1, 2003

City much better in the second half. Several chances for the visitors, with B-burn barely holding on.

BuffloSoldier · Mar 1, 2003

FT, 1-0.

Brad with the clean sheet, and Rovers take all three at home.

BuffloSoldier · Mar 1, 2003

First three league wins in a row since being promoted last season.

Yankee_Blue · Mar 1, 2003

Originally posted by Mike Segroves
Friedel once did that trick where you put a worm up your nose and it comes out your mouth, except he used a twenty-foot Burmese python, immediately after it had consumed a full grown cow.

During one particularly long hangover he built the Spinx. He invented Ramses condoms about the same time by using Ramses actual skin to protect him from Nefertiri's numerous STD's.

He uses Margaret Thatcher as a neck tie and thinks that Aretha Franklin is a hot piece of ass and wants to get in her JJJ cups

The swiss army knife was based on Friedel's genitals! It's even got a toothpick for God's sake!!

The Blackburn Reserves play their matches in Friedel's sinus cavity.

Satan's single greatest fear is that Friedel is that he will eventually come back to Hell to reclaim his throne of skulls.
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Almost as old as "Keller woulda saved it"...

SgtSchultz · Mar 1, 2003

Press Release:

The United States Government is still working on a missile defense system. An anonyomous source within the gov't would not confirm or deny reports that the huge American goalkeeper playing for premiership side Blackburn is the centerpiece of the new shield. A spokesman for the joint chief of staffs when asked about a potential signing for Mr. Friedel would only state the potential transfer costs may be prohibitive. President Bush has been known pushing for a deal but congress seems to be dragging its feet.

Reuters 03/01/03

dcufan1984 · Mar 1, 2003

great result