2026 World Cup Thread (General)

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  1. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    That reminds me of this:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise

    Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in Canada and Mexico, but are illegal to import into the US. In January 2011, the US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) threatened a Manitoba resident with a 300 Canadian dollar fine for carrying one egg across the US border into Minnesota. In June 2012, CBP held two Seattle men for two and a half hours after discovering six Kinder Surprise eggs in their car upon returning to the US from a trip to Vancouver. According to Joseph Cummings of Seattle, Washington, one of the men detained, a border guard quoted the potential fine as "$2,500 per egg".

    As of 2017 Kinder Joy eggs, a similar product, are being sold in the United States. Instead of a toy being encased in a chocolate egg, it is in an egg-shaped plastic package with the toy and chocolate separated. Kinder Surprise eggs are still illegal in the US, but remain popular on the black market.
     
  2. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
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    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
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    Borussia Mönchengladbach
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    United States
    So the kids don't accidentally eat the toy, I guess. I've had a couple of those back when they were legal. At least I think they were--they were gifts.
     
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  3. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    It may have happened, but the law was originally passed for other reasons. IIRC, Cracker Jack is allowed to put the toys in on account of those toys being wrapped or nobody putting the snacks directly into their mouths. Whatever the reason is, there is one.

    Here's someone who claimed to have smuggled the Kinder eggs.
    https://able2know.org/topic/326657-1

    Something that forum made me realize...have I been mispronouncing the name of the egg wrong?
     
  4. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
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    You're old, but not that old. They've been banned since the '30s and first made in the '70s. So, ignoring Myanmar and Liberia, they've never been legal in a country that does not use the metric system.
     
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  5. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
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    My oldest made me swear on a Bible that I would stop illegally smuggling things across the border when I gave him a carton full after a work trip to Toronto a while back.

    I am not a good Christian though. Just last year we smuggled our hockey sticks across the border to avoid the 145% tariff in place at the time. Jesus was okay with it though because we taped them up and passed a puck back and forth a couple times while in Sarnia -- thus making them used.
     
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  6. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
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    Columbus Crew
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    Relatives from Germany used to bring them back for my kids on occasion. As I recall, the issue wasn't just that they contain small toys, but that the toys are made from smaller pieces that snap together and that those small pieces are very much a choking hazard.

    It's funny, the difference mindsets countries have about risk tolerance and litigation. The playground equipment I saw in Germany and Switzerland (I traveled there with my son when he was four) was something you'd just never see in the States. The kids loved it. Like this long, tubular metal slide outside of Frieburg or an old school metal erector set kind of playground set-up in Switzerland. Both of them lawsuits waiting to happen in the US.
     
  7. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Some boomers seem to love the metal slides. (Then again, people just miss whatever they had in their youth before the world of taxes, bills, kids, etc etc.) Those slides aren't missed at all.

    What I don't understand is the playgrounds that are still blacktop and not rubber or whatever is used now...why?
     
  8. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    This video's ancient, but gives you a good sense of that tubular slide in Germany. 190 meters.

     
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  9. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
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    Oh @Kryptonite go quiver in the corner being afraid of everything. The old playgrounds were the best and kids weren't afraid of falling, getting tetanus or breaking bones.
     
  10. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    And they rode bikes around the neighborhood and were always home for dinner! Nowadays, they don't ride bikes around the neighborhood and aren't home for dinner!
     
  11. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
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  12. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

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    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
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  13. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
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    Borussia Mönchengladbach
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    United States
    Kinder like kindergarten....
    Hmm, I wonder where I got them. The toys were pretty cool--they let kids build little buildings, for example. One was a (German) post office.
     
  14. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    #239 Kryptonite, Jun 3, 2026
    Last edited: Jun 3, 2026
    I was right.

    I'm guessing someone smuggled the toy in (technically speaking, this might not be llegal). In theory, could someone visit another country, eat the egg and bring the toy back home without repercussions?
     
  15. DCED2019

    DCED2019 Member

    Columbus Crew
    Jun 6, 2024
    I thought the old USMNT photo was bad, but Norway just said hold my beer:ROFLMAO:. IMG_6443.jpeg
     
  16. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
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    Columbus Crew
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    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
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    Points for a cool idea….
     
  17. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
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    Borussia Mönchengladbach
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    United States
    Canadian team should dress up as Mounties. Or lumberjacks....
     
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  18. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
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    Anyone at the Ecuador v Guatemala friendly today? Game took a few mins to start because it seemed like someone forgot the Guatemalan goalkeepers jersey, he was wearing an outfield Ecuador jersey pregame. There was a last minute scramble and he changed to a different shirt before the game started. Maybe the uber just arrived from the hotel with the jersey? lol

    Stadium is half full, if that, and loud AF.
     
  19. 96er

    96er Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    Columbus
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    Christian, you’re scaring the hoes. Hang em up buddy.
     
  20. Kryptonite

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    Apr 10, 1999
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    #245 Kryptonite, Jun 8, 2026
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  21. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Guess what I just bought in Columbus today?

    IMG_7798_KU.JPEG IMG_7799_KU.JPEG
     
  22. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    I believe those are the safe/approved ones with the toy being separated. They're in all sorts of grocery stores and I was excited to see them...until I realized they're the safe/approved ones.
     
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  23. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Ah, well. My daughter was excited to see them. I seem to recalling having seen them at World Market, now that you mention it.
     
  24. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In fact they are. These are "Kinder Surprise" eggs, as "Überraschung" translates into "Surprise". What remains illegal is Kinder Joy eggs.
     
  25. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    The Visa is irrelevant, as is his status as the best damn referee in CAF. Because he is a resident of a country that is barred from immigration currently, CBP is required to do a background check. They found some things - we don't know what, exactly - that officials at the airport felt disqualified him from entry. Usually this involves past criminal activity.
     
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