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  1. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Gareth Bale, anyone?
     
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  2. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does James play golf?
     
  3. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not in Minnesota until probably the end of April.

    And then, in the summer after the WC, there’s the skeeters and black flies.
     
  4. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Let's just say Bale did a lot more in his career and was much more of a physical specimen than James. Bale just didn't seem to like the sport anymore after dealing with the pressure in Madrid. He was an elite play much longer than James ever was. James had a couple good years in Porto and Monaco, which overlapped with that great WC. Bale was elite with Spurs and Madrid for a while (people tend to forget this) before falling off.
     
  5. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is 100% correct. By the time he got to LA he just plainly didnt give a shit any more and didnt make much of an effort to hide it.

    But he was one of the greats, all time.

    And TBF, aside from the fact that he's a golf addict (and played, at least at the time, to a .5 handicap, which is professional level) his father was dying and he admitted that it made him realize what was really important in life and soccer just wasn't at the top of the list. He freely admits his focus was elsewhere.
     
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  6. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The one thing they have in common is that they care A LOT more about playing for their respective countries now than they do their domestic clubs.
     
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  7. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not sure about Minnesota, but in northern MI, the black flies or typically really only early summer and are mostly gone after the 4th
     
  8. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  9. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I readily admit that I don't pay attention to other leagues... what's the problem with him, other than his age? I do hope that the hypocrite coach of Colombia isn't planning on starting him in the World Cup if he's playing in MLS, after pushing Cucho to get out...
     
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  10. Smithsoccer1721

    Smithsoccer1721 Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Middle of the Table
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  11. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  12. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    People act like Luna is prime Sergio Agüerro or something, I really don't get the hype with him.
     
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  13. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He had a couple good outings with the Nats a little while back; crickets since—with the Nats and with the Lakers.
     
  14. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #89 KCbus, Feb 20, 2026
    Last edited: Feb 21, 2026
    Oh, come on. He was great in Rogue One.
     
  15. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bogert reports TFC are acquiring Josh Sargent for $22M.
     
  16. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Second most expensive player in league history, if add-ons hit the most expensive. Double, nearly triple, what Cucho cost us.

    Anyone think Sargent is double or triple the player Cucho is? I don't.
     
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  17. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  18. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    Evander subbed out 10 minutes in with a non-contact "hamstring tightness."

    Denkey had a 1v1 with Atlanta's goalkeeper off a turnover and rang it off the post.

    Almiron had a shot off a turnover after Denkey spilled out of bounds and feigned an injury. That's the extent of Atlanta's offense today.

    Now a misplay by the Atlanta keeper in the box and Miles Robinson scuffs a ball into the lone trailing defender when he had an open net. The trailing FCC attacker would have also had an open net but he overran the rebound.

    0-0 nearly 70 minutes in and it's completely deserved. Both these teams look terrible.
     
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  19. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    Cinci finally cashes in on a 2v1. The Atlanta keeper is horrendous, no wonder Guzan lasted so long down there.
     
  20. TRUJDUB21

    TRUJDUB21 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Sep 28, 2021
    Denkey converts on a 2v1 Atlanta got caught up the pitch

    Evander hurt early left match
    Denkey just took a dive

    Hope ATL finds a equalizer almost had one and Lateh goes down if not offside that’s a Pk
     
  21. TRUJDUB21

    TRUJDUB21 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Sep 28, 2021
    I dont blame the keeper on a 2v1 but he could of done better
     
  22. TRUJDUB21

    TRUJDUB21 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Sep 28, 2021
    Game over on set piece 2-0 bad guys
     
  23. Captain Invader

    Captain Invader Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 25, 2005
    Lake County (Ohio)
    2-nil… Nice header off a corner.
     
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  24. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    My two takeaways are 2026 Cincinnati is the same team as 2024 and 2025 Cincinnati, and Atlanta is a contender for the Anthony Precourt Memorial Wooden Spoon.
     
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  25. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    Michael bradley might actually be a good coach. Hate to say it. The young kids at NYRB are also very good
     

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