2026 Non-Massive MLS teams (because Eboe said it should be clarified) (Come Bite The Apple!)

Inter-Miami still has not won at their new home. Have not lost either. Three draws now.

 

Toronto FC and San Jose Earthquakes tied 1-1… thanks to this insane goal line clearance by Reid Roberts in the 86th minute.

Timo Werner out injured for SJ.

Josh Sargent among 10 players out with injury for Toronto (incl. Mihailovic still out long term) pic.twitter.com/We2vXzOsXD

— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) May 2, 2026

 

Around the East Conference today :
Pts/Team/opponent
22 Nashville (GIH) @ Philly
19 Miami v Orlando
17 Chicago (GIH) v FCC
16 NE v Charlotte
14 Charlotte @ NE
14 Toronto (already played today )

12 Columbus v Minnesota
12 NYCFC v DC (Sun)
12 FCC @ Chicago
12 DC - @NYCFC (Sun)

This weekend will cause more separation , buckle up because we need a win just to stay in mediocre range.

 

James Rodriguez is leaving Minnesota. He's played *checks notes* 183 minutes.

LOL

 

Around the East Conference today :
Pts/Team
24 Nashville (GIH)
22 NE (GIH)
22 Miami
17 Chicago (GIH)
16 DC/FCC
15 Charlotte/RBNY
14 Toronto
12 MTL/NYCFC/ Columbus (GIH)

even a win doesn’t truly put us past MTL who will still have a GIH. A loss puts us in 12th place and a win would be a 3 way tie for 7th

so this is this time of year where games create major separating had we won last week a win today would have had us amazingly in 4th place. This indicates how weak the Eastern Conference truly is.

 

Also, the sports networks have a clear policy of finishing an event before moving to the next one.

 

Heidi.
And that's why it changed

 

And it wasnt even the Shirley Temple version.

 

Former crew academy player Sam Sarver scores a game winner. Does a scuba celebration in front of SJ supporters, gets pelted with beers, and does a cucho

The boats are ablaze ⛵️🔥

Sam Sarver the man that you are pic.twitter.com/i8uZry8ke5

— FC Dallas (@FCDallas) May 17, 2026

 

Now THAT is some soccer shit.

The NFL would have a stroke if you did any of that. NBA guys wouldnt dream of it unless you offered them money. Baseball umpires would eject everyone within 20 feet.

 

Well, in truth it looks like 98% of it went on his face like he was channeling Ginger Lynn. Im not sure you could really say he was drinking.

 

This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read regarding MLS:

https://www.bizjournals.com/denver/news/2026/04/13/colorado-rapids-lionel-messi-april-18-match.html

 

Some of the memes on Reddit/r/MLS are absolute bangers. Sarver's had me cracking up.

I have zero idea how to go link images from there, so you'll have to make do with a hyperlink.

Sarver meme

 

This is an official letter written by Inter Miami’s supporters group. Nordecke is looking downright sane compared to this.

 

That is completely insane.
“This time, we are going to be that child who will not stop crying until he gets what he wants...”

What kind of Mickey Mouse organization thinks that, types it out, doesn’t delete it immediately, and then decides, YES this is good and wise and will definitely help our cause??

Wild stuff.

 

This is what happens when you raise children with no boundaries.

 

And of course the irony is that a letter like that only makes things worse. Are there no adults in that room? Why, if you didn't know better you'd say they share a management team with the Nordecke.

Seriously, there are only two possible responses the club can have;

One, they can (maybe) order the players to go over to the supporters section and kowtow or whatever it is they want them to do. The players will hate doing it under orders or threats, and then fans will know they are doing it under duress, making it an ugly, awkward and meaningless exercise.

Two, the team can ignore it, and the supporters will have no option (since after that ludicrous letter they can't back down) except to somehow escalate the "protest" in increasingly obnoxious ways, which in turn will piss the players off even more since "We demand that you obey us" just is not a message that will go over very well with professional athletes.

What a complete bunch of turds. Unbelievable.

 

Supporters groups tend to be led by entitled and self-important narcissists who have no business acumen so this tracks. You only get a couple chances to turn up the heat on a FO too, so picking this of all hills to die on is hilarious.

 

Sounds like an HOA...