Pre-match: 2026 FIFA World Cup Draw - December 5, 2025 - 12 PM EDT

They probably couldn't afford Hammer.

 

OMG, lol, I guess we were all wrong, its 1pm/10am, and the bull---- never ever ends!!!

 

That's just in line with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and a few Super Bowls.

 

They managed to get Lauryn Hill to a performance on time. That's unusual for her.

 

The TDP has retired the Cringe Cup.

Just show me the bands and the balloons, please.

 

And now we get an interview....

 

So I guess 10am pacific, after another 11 interviews about how people are feeling after nothings happened for freaking 2 hours of pre-draw. I think I'd rather watch the vomit scene from Stand By Me 60x, then this for 60 minutes.

 

The return of Heidi and Kevin...

 

Kevin Hart's floating head again...

 

The host's group has always been pre arranged, it was just multiple teams this time

 

This is painfully cringeworthy.

 

Auditioning for Madame Leota, maybe?

 

Englishman here… uhh what the ******** is all this.

The managers all look pretty miffed.

 

Why are we treating Rio Ferdinand as worthy of some sketch with a bunch of celebs

 

We've done a few tours of this and fully know what to expect.

TBH I should have also known that it wouldn't be starting even 75 minutes in.

 

We're miffed as well.

 

Ah! Intros!

 

Is Kevin Hart even 5’? I knew he was short but it looks like Prince coulda posted him up.

 

You're welcome for finally bringing a proper halftime show to the World Cup Final.

 

75 minutes of schlock.

 

I did not have Lauryn Hill grabbing one of FIFA's gift bags of money on my bingo card. That was amazing, for certain meanings of amazing

 

How long are half time shows generally?
In the NFL isn’t it like 30 mins ish?

 

Rio Ferdinand goes to Hogwarts.