PBP: 2025 MLS Season PBP Thread Week 13 May 14 - 18 {R}

The tiny blue ants seem to have put the ping pong ball into the tiny red ants' tiny net in right field.

 

Soooooo close to a 2nd!

 

Here you go, Montreal. This one is for you, 1980 advertisement style!

 

A Google search says Citi Field is 110x70, while Providence Park is 110x75 and Philly is 120x75.

In other words, Portland's field is 5 yards wider than Citi Field, while Philly is 10x5 bigger (if we can trust Google).

 

This game is fun! Red Bulls doing FAR TOO MUCH DRIBBLING.

 

Either the announcers have a 115-inch TV in their studio or they have 20/10 vision to see the players. It's a bit rugged on a laptop. It's a little like watching Jurassic Park on a portable mini TV.

 

Red Bulls are getting carved up. Lucky not to be down 3 goals or so.

 

I hope he becomes a star, because he’s got just about the coolest/sexiest name I’ve ever heard for a dude. Beau Leroux. Just say it and hear it and appreciate the beauty.

 

Must I say it? 2-0.

 

The howler of all howlers

 

PIOOTBGW.

 

Too much playing around the back with the goalkeeper. Play FORWARD to FIELD PLAYERS instead of backwards to keepers. Good grief.

 

And they follow it up by coughing up the ball in their own end again? FFS.

 

"Two-nil down is not the end of the world with a lot of time . . ."

True that. There's plenty of time to be 4-nil or 5-nil down.

 

I still think of Sydney.

 

I can't get over how crazy it is to be at a televised soccer game that begins at 7:30pm.

 

Hell is real for Columbus.

 

Checks BS ahead of the next batch of games... Very little happened. I wish the Spirit would play defense. I guess it's almost time to also focus on another disappointing defense.

 

After a lackluster first half, Columbus exploded out of the gate in the second half. And now they have the chance to tie it with a penalty.

 

I saw a penalty.

 

And Rossi scores it. 1-1.

 

That Union goalie is good! While ATL still relies on 60 year old Guzan.