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  1. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was gonna make a joke that _____ had a job all lined up, but I can't remember the name of the guy who played for the Crew and then ended up at Lowe's.
     
  2. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Mike Duhaney?
     
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  3. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bingo!

    Unless someone has a different answer. For some reason I was thinking an "R" name.
     
  4. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wasn't Duhaney the guy someone saw stocking shelves at Sam's Club or something on Hamilton Rd. at 2 am?

    And I've been wracking my brain trying to remember the name of the Crew player who had a side job picking up dog shit at a kennel in Gahanna.
     
  5. crew2112

    crew2112 Member+

    Jan 25, 2008
    Dayton, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Wasn’t that Matt Naopolean? Or maybe that red haired defender that looked like a discount Alexi Lalas. 2005 ish
     
  6. crew2112

    crew2112 Member+

    Jan 25, 2008
    Dayton, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  7. Captain Invader

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 25, 2005
    Lake County (Ohio)
  8. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    One of the worst signings in league history.
     
  9. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
     
  10. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    AFAIK, Matt never had any non-soccer jobs during his playing days. When he got cut from the Crew, he ended up in Portland for a few years, then moved back to Columbus where he ended up in a fairly nice career.

    Discount Alexi Lalas. Ha!
     
  11. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't believe anyone would be worse than Miroslaw Rzepa.
     
  12. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rzepa may have sucked but he didn't cost an $8million transfer fee and $8.5 million a year in salary.
     
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  13. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Exactly, Shaquiri was the highest paid player in the league his first season.
     
  14. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Brandon Moss. I think his rookie year with the Crew he was on one of those cheapo 14K reserve deals.
     
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  15. Tobias C

    Tobias C Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 6, 2014
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ...but could Nancy get something out of him....?



    :coffee:
     
  16. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No. Shaqiri is the Swiss Kei Kamara, there is a reason he’s played for so many teams in his career.
     
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  17. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1367 Bill Archer, Aug 16, 2024
    Last edited: Aug 16, 2024
    Not even for league minimum, let alone more than double what Cucho is being paid.

    The F*re took a serious bath on the guy. Disaster is not too harsh a term for it.

    Fortunately for him, there's always someone out.there who's sure they can get something out of a guy like him. They can't.
     
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  18. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He’ll go to Saudi Arabia or something like that.

    Immediate edit: Shaqiri has gone back to Basel?!

    He is certainly taking a paycut to go back to Switzerland. I lightly follow Basel (southern German/Northern Swiss heritage) and they’ve been a train wreck for a few years now. An interesting move by both sides here.
     
  19. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And in an undoubtedly unconnected announcement F*re sporting director Georg Heitz says he is leaving the club to return to Switzerland “due to personal reasons.”

    It's funny how often losing your boss $30 million leads to needing to spend more time with your family.
     
  20. soccerncbus

    soccerncbus Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 29, 2018
    There's a ton of detail in this article from Tom Bogert about Cincinnati's attempted moves to acquire McKennie/Sargent/Berterame during the summer transfer window: https://www.givemesport.com/fc-cincinnati-weston-mckennie-josh-sargent-german-berterame/

    Weston McKennie
    • FCC had been pursuing him for months
    • Club officials visited Italy to recruit him
    • McKennie visited Cincy and toured club facilities
    • FCC couldn't get a deal over the line but are open to trying again in the winter
    • Juve boss Thiago Motta has said for weeks that McKennie is not in the club's plans this season, but news has come out today that his situation has changed and is back in the plans for this season
    Josh Sargent
    • FCC submitted a bid of $20m to Norwich
    • Norwich were demanding north of $25m
    • FCC and Sargent had agreed to personal terms
    • FCC want to try again in the winter but will have to negotiate with StL for his rights
    • EPL clubs are also interested in Sargent and have made bids for him during this transfer window, if he gets off to a hot start he could be off to the Prem before the window closes
    German Berterame
    • FCC triggered the $15m release price with Monterrey and agreed to personal terms with Berterame
    • FCC was in the process of scheduling a player unveiling, writing up a press release, etc., when Berterame backed out of the deal citing family reasons
    • Berterame was close to making a move to Portland in the previous transfer window but backed out at the last second as well opting to remain in Mexico
    Ultimately, FCC ended up with Gioacchini who was decent with StL in the first half of last season but ultimately lost his starting spot in the second half of the season. He subsequently made a move to Como in the second division of Italy who were promoted to Serie A for this season. Gioacchini is coming over on a short term loan until the winter with no option to buy, indicating that FCC will try again for a big move in a few months.

    FCC are clearly being ambitious and showing their willingness to spend. They were prepared to set a league transfer record this past window and seem to be poised to attempt the same this winter.
     
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  21. 96er

    96er Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    Columbus
    The easy thing to do here would be to sit and laugh at their whiffs and sweaty desperation to try and keep pace with the most massive club in the world. But I think it’s also right to applaud the ambition. This is type of thing the league needs. They are not satisfied at all with being the second best club in Ohio, and getting embarrassed in the playoffs at home by their rivals. Good for them. I have to assume this will only motivate Columbus more in turn to keep pushing forward.
     
  22. soccerncbus

    soccerncbus Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 29, 2018
    I'm not laughing at them at all. The ambition is impressive.

    With that said, you could definitely question whether they should have taken a more reasonable approach in the first place. Getting Sargent or McKennie was always going to be a stretch. Berterame already stood Portland up a few months ago, so assuming you could push that across the finish line was likely ill-advised. They swung big and ended up with Gioacchini who, in my opinion, is a very average MLS player.

    Also, an MLS team paying $20m for Sargent is insane. I could see a PL team dropping that for him, but that's nothing for a lot of those teams.
     
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  23. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Reminds me of my favorite aphorism -- "A rising tide lifts all boats, but will still drown those f#cks in Austin".
     
  24. ColumbusFTW

    ColumbusFTW Member+

    Jul 18, 2018
    The arms race in MLS is real. Ever since the Crew fired a shot across the bow last summer, the rest of the league has been jostling to outdo each other in copying our blueprint. They've seen a potential dynasty brewing and they all want to be the team to derail it.
     
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  25. soccerncbus

    soccerncbus Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 29, 2018
    I think the next two transfer windows will be very interesting, especially if we somehow manage to win MLS Cup again, or at the very least advance to the final. Teams will have had enough time to become comfortable with new roster rules and will certain teams will definitely be trying to maximize their potential spending.
     

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