2022 MLS Season / Absolute Trash Teams (i.e. not the Crew) Thread [R]

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by chr1st, Nov 5, 2021.

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  1. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I say this with all sincerity, I've only had good experiences with Austin fans online.

    Then again, I don't seek them out and tell them they are assholes and how their team is destined to fail.

    And, as I said, our ownership group makes flexing at other fan bases over owners more than a bit ridiculous.
     
  2. TRUJDUB21

    TRUJDUB21 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Sep 28, 2021
    Need a Orlando draw or perhaps a loss to NYCFC tomorrow
     
  3. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, I don't interact with Austin fans outside of this thread. I learned that lesson the hard way during The Saga.

    But I see them around Reddit & twitter and hoy crap, they've got a long way to come. Where TFC & Seattle's fans thought they invented everything, Austin's fans think they've perfected everything. If it weren't so sad it'd be disgusting.
     
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  4. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You can discuss whatever you want.

    It’s your “periodic reminder” bullshit that gets old.

    Most of us somewhat follow the league. We know Austin isn’t the shitshow we hoped they would be. Once their shitbag owner is out of the league I won’t care any more about them than I do any other western conference team.

    So talk about their coaches, players, whatever. Just don’t be surprised when your rubbing old shit in peoples faces gets a reaction.

    Maybe it’s the reaction, the negative reaction, that you crave on so many different threads.
     
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  5. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Closest you've ever come to admitting you were wrong about anything. I love watching you grow up.
     
  6. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You just can’t not be a jackass.
     
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  7. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    And you are forever the victim.
     
  8. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nah, never a victim. I’m just not afraid of you.
     
  9. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I'm 5'9", 185 pounds, consistently run a 7:25 mile, and you once bragged how your daughter mocked my appearance in my profile picture.

    I'm an extremely intimidating man. Your bravery is inspiring.
     
  10. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It should be. Your tendency to browbeat those that have the audacity to challenge your opinions is akin to a schoolyard bully.
     
  11. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Oh! You were talking about my intellect. You need to summon courage to challenge opinions. That's very understandable from someone like you. I appreciate your continued efforts at growth. This doesn't look like your season, unfortunately. But, it's about the journey. So many hilarious moments along the way.
     
  12. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    All right, you two.
    Can you kiss and make up already?
     
  13. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    It's fine.

    I'm simply providing stanger a service he desperately needs. Having little to offer in terms of analysis of the matches other than hoping everyone has fun and isn't too negative about the team, and also completely lacking a sense of humor, I give him the foil he needs. He can then put on his fan police badge, project upon me being a bad fan, and believe he is standing up against an Thanos sized bully protecting Crewdom from negativity.

    My shoulders aren't as wide as Thanos, but I can bear this with a smile. If I didn't exist stanger would need to invent me, or project his fantasies of virtuous defense onto another poster. In the end it's really harmless, and I'm more than happy to provide his weeks with a few minutes of meaning. We're a family here. It's what we do, warts and all.
     
  14. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He doesn’t know when to stop.
     
  15. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [Chuckles to self]
    You're like siblings!:laugh:
     
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  16. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seattle had a 2-0 lead in Orlando and lost 3-2.

    What the hell has happened to them?
     
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  17. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Injuries and age finally caught up to them. Stuck with the same core too long.

    Also, Champions League curse strikes again. Bit of a joke, but there does seem to be something to it.
     
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  18. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  19. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  20. MLSinCleveland

    MLSinCleveland Member+

    Oct 12, 2006
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Club:
    Cleveland C. S.
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  21. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It was written by a student at Miami for their college paper.

    I was at the sparsely attended friendly against Morocco. Close to a 50/50 split US/Moroccan fans and the Bailey, where I was sitting (not standing) was 1/3 full and a good number of those fans were cheering the opposition.

    It’s s shit soccer city.
     
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  22. speedye1

    speedye1 Member+

    Dec 31, 2002
    Atlanta suspended Martinez for detrimental conduct for a game, trouble in paradise. Think I have heard rumblings of issues all season with Martinez.
     
  23. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    You can say the same about quite a few Reds games. Hell, you could probably say the same about a lot of MLB games in general.
     
  24. TRUJDUB21

    TRUJDUB21 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Sep 28, 2021
    Let’s trade molino and Nagbe for him
     
  25. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No
     
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