2021 Depression Thread

I only speak in memes now.

 

I gave Calen Carr my scarf.

 

I haven't watched the league regularly in years. I think I made a post way back about how you're not really a fan if you abandon a team after some bad years. Well, I guess I'm a hypocrite.

What's the lowest points per game ever over a season?

 

That was DC United with 16 total points on the season.

 

Weren't you 2 years old back then?

 

I thought we won those JD Power awards?

 

Ha! The Chicago Fire Football Club (CFFC) has only existed since November 2019 so the drought had only been 1.5 years! Take that, you wallower!



In reality:

 

somebody call the FBI! Iron81 kidnapped moleman.

 

7? I have a terrible memory, but I distinctly remember the giant bottle of Sierra Mist I had and that my dad was blasting The Tossers' "No Loot, No Booze, No Fun" as we were leaving the parking lot. The only Fire trophy that I actually remember.