There are some nice ones in here: DC, NYRB, Toronto. I also don't hate Seattle's super gay jersey. Mostly the rough thing is everyone's stuck with the same template.
The "base" design is horrible. So basically the simpler your team's jersey, the less offensive it is simply because your eye is drawn less to all the shortcomings.
I hate Seattle's, San Jose's and Philly's in particular. Agreed. The three stripes are so prominent on most that any abundance of detail automatically makes the shirt look "busy".
I bit the bullet. Got an authentic. Felt like I had to get it since I've been supporting since the beginning. 25 years, wow. Now I have to figure out how to explain it to the wife.