TREMBLE, PUNY MORTALS, THE CUP RUNNETH OVER RETURNS That's right, kiddos, the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup, the oldest and bestest ongoing competition in the United States, is back for its 106th edition! This year will see 84 entrants from across the nation take to the field to determine which soccer team will reign supreme. IGNORE ALL OTHER SOCCER SUBSTITUTES! Only THE CUP matters now, lamebrain! In an exciting twist, ESPN+ will broadcast the entire tournament. From first kick to the last PK, you can beam THE CUP directly into your eyeballs. You don't have an excuse not to watch, sucker. Huzzah! You want action? We've got action. LIKE RIGHT QUICK. Prepare your bodies to get down and dirty with some hot, steamy soccering tonight; IT'S THE FIRST ROUND, Y'ALL! That's 19 tasty morsels over two nights to excite your sophisticated soccer palate. (mad props to thecup.us) If you ain't watchin', you a dumb-dumb head. And, as always, dream big, my beauties.