2015 All [NDR] Houston sports talk

Discussion in 'Houston Dynamo' started by redinthemorning, Jan 18, 2015.

  1. Grimmjow316

    Grimmjow316 Member+

    Jun 20, 2012
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    El Salvador
    In a decent world the Texans would go for the top pick and make aggressive moves to trade back into the top half of the draft.

    Personally I would go after that Bama RB if he chooses to opt for the draft then trade back in for a QB. But this is Rick Smith I'm talking about here so he won't even attempt this.
     
  2. DynamoEAR

    DynamoEAR Member+

    May 30, 2011
    New England
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #127 DynamoEAR, Oct 26, 2015
    Last edited: Oct 26, 2015
    List of Needs...

    QB
    RB
    Multiple TE's
    MLB and ILB
    FS/SS(?)
    CB

    :unsure:
     
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  3. redinthemorning

    redinthemorning Member+

    Apr 26, 2011
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And for posterity's sake, I want to point out that this is not hyperbole. The Texans were actually that bad.
    They were down 41-0 at the half. Any other QB in the league would be benched at that point, if only to save him from possible injury for next week.

    Unfortunately, the back-up is an unprofessional jamoke who would lose his ball sack if it weren't attached to his body, and the third stringer is so perfectly below average that he exemplifies just how far Pitt football has fallen in the last thirty years (oh, and he has a bum shoulder). So the Texans start a guy who the Browns(!) let walk, and literally refuse to take him out of the game. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2015 Houston Texans!
     
  4. Heft

    Heft BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2011
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    It just drives me nuts to see some of those QBs that were passed up in the draft, are actually pretty decent NFL QBs. At this point, I have to think that Bill O'Brian needs to clean out his coaching staff right now. Not next month, but right now.
     
  5. redinthemorning

    redinthemorning Member+

    Apr 26, 2011
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  6. shoeless

    shoeless Member

    Jun 28, 2011
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
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  7. Heft

    Heft BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2011
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Looks like we are in for some drama. Better pop some Orville Redenbacher's
     
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  8. Heft

    Heft BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2011
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Mallet sure is going to be pissed when he wakes up this afternoon
     
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  9. redinthemorning

    redinthemorning Member+

    Apr 26, 2011
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Umm, the obvious solution would be to start Watt at QB and bench Hoyer.

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  10. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Texans are a cursed club. Been advocating this truism since season David Carr was getting ambushed to death.
    Name was used by Lamar Hunt with his Dallas Texans before he moved them to K.C. to be the Chiefs.
    To make matters worse, that flame outta nostrils bull that our players run out of before each home game is identical in emulation of the old pagan Canaanite god that celebrated child sacrifice in fires. Their own children that is.
    Not something to emulate now is that Mr. McNair!
     
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  11. Caddman

    Caddman Member+

    Aug 18, 1999
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not that I believe in curses, but perhaps we should look no further than this:

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    Bud decided that it had to go so he could have more seats or he was moving the team to Jacksonville. He got his way and 7 years of playoff futility was to follow. Including the biggest collapse in sports history. Now the Oilers moved and Houston was granted a shiny new franchise. 13 years later I'm missing the Oilers and their playoff collapses. Perhaps Bob was trying to appease the bulls on the old Astrodome scoreboard. It's not working.
     
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  12. Heft

    Heft BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2011
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    I'm not so sure about curses, but I am pretty sure that the Texans have been mismanaged from day one. At some point they meet up every year and decide that they don't need a good QB. It's just laughable at this point.
     
  13. houhen

    houhen Member

    Jul 6, 2007
    Atascocita
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fvk the Texans...
    my Raiders are playing .500 ball! It's the Apocalypse, baby!
    [​IMG]
     
  14. Beavis Stiffler

    Beavis Stiffler Member+

    May 14, 2011
    Naranja With Attitude. Straight Outta Houston.
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    O my gosh, everyone's panicking on the Rockets losing their first 2 games of the season (at home) like its the Texans. :rolleyes:

    There's a big difference between a 80+ game NBA season and a 16-game NFL season. The Rockets will come back and still make a run in the playoffs.

    Also, the UH Cougars are still undefeated in college football. #WhoseHouseCoogsHouse
     
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  15. Grimmjow316

    Grimmjow316 Member+

    Jun 20, 2012
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    El Salvador
    I'm just not liking the fact that the whole team looks lost that's why I didn't want McHale around.
     
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  16. shoeless

    shoeless Member

    Jun 28, 2011
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    I wouldn't be so concerned if Harden hadn't contracted the Kardashian virus.
     
  17. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As a 30 season turbo junkie follower of our Rockets, be advised that watching the NBA is like watching water boil. I mean at first, till the February All Star break, just follow the team and the league with no worries. Things like shooting form, team cohesion and timing are luke warm at best.
    Then after the ASG the league starts to heat up. This is when you n your friends should be concerned how good or bad or really bad the season is shaping up to be.
    By April n then the playoff push at the end of the long season, the league is on the boil and really entertaining!
    Trust me on this one, recall that over half the league makes the playoffs in the 29 team NBA.
     
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  18. Heft

    Heft BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2011
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Titans have me singing...Can we play you every week?
     
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  19. The_Ponce

    The_Ponce Co-President of the United States of Dynamo

    Feb 21, 2011
    Houston, Texas, U.S.
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yesterday the Panthers saved the Texans. THE MOTHER********ING PANTHERS!
     
  20. Heft

    Heft BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2011
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    If you needed any more reasons to think that the Houston Texans GM is incompetent, The Saints just signed Mike Mohamed. :mad:
     
  21. Caddman

    Caddman Member+

    Aug 18, 1999
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Astros made the playoffs, the Rockets suck, and the Texans just beat an undefeated team on the road. I don't know what to believe in anymore.
     
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  22. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not fixed but added yp brother!
     
  23. Caddman

    Caddman Member+

    Aug 18, 1999
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Rockets fired Kevin McHale.

    Dallas K won the Cy Young.

    Carlos Correa won rookie of the year.

    I'm too lazy to put provide links.
     
  24. DynamoEAR

    DynamoEAR Member+

    May 30, 2011
    New England
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You forgot the Texans still have a shot to win the division and host the wild card game. :eek:
     
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  25. Caddman

    Caddman Member+

    Aug 18, 1999
    Houston, Texas
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They signed Brandon Weeden who was a 35 year old freshman QB at Oklahoma State and couldn't beat out Matt Cassel in Dallas.
     
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