Here's to another upcoming season. Phillies got Halladay, Mets got a whole bunch of shitty catchers. I say, "BRING IT!" mofos. We're ********ed.
You know who else got pink eye? Vinny from Jersey Shore. However, given the medical staff of the New York Mets I wouldn't reccomend any fistpumping. That could injure a rotator cuff. Also, new rule, all celebratory handshakes (though they won't be used often) must be signed off on by medical doctors from Toronto who may or may not be tied to an HGH invstigation!
Serious question for serious Mets fans (sorry The Double, you're not included*). Does anyone buy these allegations that Reyes' thyroid problems are steroid related. I'm not saying that as someone who hates steroids trying to wind you up. Bonds is my favorite non Philly player of all time. If Raul was on steroids last year, I hope he is again this year. I'm just wondering. *Just kidding The Double. You'll always be my lovable loser.
Honestly, at this point, who'd be surprised if he was? I have a hard time believing that it's something as simple as his diet (what the hell is he eating?) that caused this, but at the same time, I don't know enough about his disorder to really say. It did happen a little bit after they started questioning Beltran about the Canadian doctor, so maybe one can sort of make assumptions based off of that, but I honestly don't know.
Really Mets? Really? I mean you think your pitching staff is so sound that you can just outright release Josh Fogg? Pride cometh before a fall.
AWWWWW SHIT YO!!! You know the time is nigh!!! And who strikes the first blow? That's right The Fightin Phils signed Josh Fogg to a minor league deal!!! You feelin' me? I think you are. There is gonna be Fogg rolling through Queens one late summer evening this summer that will scare women, children, and Jose Reyes back into their houses. Oh, and nicely done with the Daniel Murphy injury. Way to pick up where you felt off guys. But hey, he's gritty, he's a scrapper, maybe he'll fight through the injury. Or maybe the Mets will "baby" him like some say they are babying Jose. Here we go. Phils/Mets 2010! Where my bitches at!?!?!
Congrats to the Mets for the high point of your season.... The Situation throwing out the pitch at your home opener.
Remember when Pedro Martinez took the ball in the second half of a double header last September. I do. I was there. He pitched strong late into the game, and he wound up mathematically eliminating the Mets. This was early September cause the Mets sucked. You get eliminated in early September when you suck. Well Pedro, used to be on the Mets. The Mets had a losing record in his starts, which is why Mets fans probably idolized him, cause they are losers too. Wouldn't you know they lost when he pitched for the Phils too. Maybe the Mets are the larger problem. Well take that scenario of last year with the double header, and put Nelson Figueroa in game 1. We just signed that bitch from you. He'll break your hearts this year. Like your ex-girlfriend who moved on to the richer guy with the bigger cock, so is baseball. This couldn't fit all on the back of a Figueroa baseball card, so i wrote it here. I hope you don't mind.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W-nCmN_Ovk&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube- david wright and the situation - "situational training"[/ame] I'll let this speak for itself, other than to just say nice choice of music.
While everyone else would distance themselves from those trainwreck's of human beings that was Jersey Shore...only the Mets would embrace them. Then again I guess Mets fans identify with them since they remind them of their sons, daughters and themselves.
Actually New Yorkers constantly look down on New Jersey. Well, we need to get reminded that NJ exists first, but after that we look down on them. Though I wouldn't be surprised if most people in Philly would give their left nut to live that close to NYC.
Manhattan denies the existence of Long Island and New Jersey. In fact, Manhattan is the only redeeming quality of New York. All the rest of it can piss off. And yes, Queens is Long Island. If it smells the same and the people look the same, it's the same.
Jersey Shore's closer to Philly than New York. And Queens is most definitely NOT Long Island. I'm gonna guess you haven't spent much time out on the Island. And if you disagree, I want substantiation.
Jersey Shore is closer to Philly...however the civilized world (Philly) avoids it at all costs. Queens is Long Island. You disagreeing is further proof. The only difference between Queens and Long Island is fake jewelry vs real jewelry.
It's nice to be able to depend upon your ace to win games. I think that's what will make the NL East special this year. I mean between Roy Halladay and Johan Santana.... wait I'm sorry.... Between Roy Halladay and Livan Hernandez it should be a very intersting season along I-95.
Phillies start with 6 games on the road and go 5-1. Mets start with 6 games at home are go 2-4. Phillies lead Mets by 3 games already.