20% of Americans can't find the USA on a map. What sayeth you, Miss Teen South Carolina?

The south....

Their girls are so pretty and nice.

 

The southern girls with the way they talk, they knock me out when I'm down there.

 

Another one straight out of the blond sports wife factory.

She's a left back in soccer apparently.

 

I'm still trying to figure out what are "Salma People" ...

 

I like New Jersey's. What skills are most lacking in teens today? Public speaking!

I thought she said "Osama's people".

 

I gotta give Slater props for not just busting out lauging there. AC's a real pro.

 

Dumb as rocks, bag of hammers is a given, but can anyone tell me what she was really saying or trying to say? A transcript would be nice.

Is is possible she's even more stupid than she appears?

 

As best I can tell

She forgot to say "world peace".

 

Oh my f**cking god!

It's worse than I thought. Waaaaay worse.

 

She is? That is a position that requires some intelligence. I mean, it's not like she's a goalkeeper or something.

 

I do feel a bit sorry for this girl, in this age of youtube and blogs this stuff will probably haunt her for a lot longer than it would have, say, ten years ago.

 

On the plus side, she now has national exposure.

What's the over/under on her getting on some reality show to follow her around school, with creative editting to show her as a completely clueless airhead (á la "anchorwoman")?

 

It'd take some creativity to show her as having any smarts at all.

 

Thanks OnStar. See what happens when you take away Americans' maps?!

 

You know, I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt here. I've known some really smart people that when put in front of a crowd totally shit their brains out and sound like a babbling moron.

Granted, she should be used to it from doing her beauty queen thing, but who knows?

 

Yeah that's what happens to our president on a daily basis.







(LOL!)

 

I think this should be sent to all those who say the MTV culture isn't hurting America.

 

Hmm. I call "Lex parsimoniae".

She's as dumb as she looks and sounds.

 

Or find your house.

 

See, I actually think it was a triumph of the educational system in America that this child wasn't left behind. Now, I'm sure she can get a scholarship to Clemson and enhance many a man's college experience. She'll go on to be a weathergirl in a mid-size Southern city until she makes a middle aged lawyer a trophy wife. Shit, let her ripen a little.

 

You know, they use maps in the weather forecasting biz. She might not be the most apt choice.

(Now if Miss New Jersey had answered her questions "Geography and Public Speaking" - she would have at least gotten the biggest laugh of the night.)

 

Thats why it will only be a short stint, once she becomes a trophy wife she will make extra income by doing commercials for the local used car dealership. She'll be a real star.

 

I especially like how she differentiated between regular Americans and US Americans.