20% of Americans can't find the USA on a map. What sayeth you, Miss Teen South Carolina?

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Knave, Aug 26, 2007.

  1. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    [youtube]lj3iNxZ8Dww[/youtube]

    ... oh ... my ... lord ...

    (And how the once mighty "Slater" has fallen!)
     
  2. nsa

    nsa Member+

    New England Revolution; Boston Breakers
    United States
    Feb 22, 1999
    Notboston, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Cringe. :eek:
     
  3. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    :D Brilliant.

    Still, wouldn't kick her out of bed for supporting Everton.
     
  4. Sapphire

    Sapphire Moderator

    Jun 29, 2003
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Huh. I think she thinks she's from South Africa instead of South Carolina.
     
  5. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't think she knows the difference.

    :p
     
  6. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    That's bad, even by beauty pageant standards of intelligence. :eek:
     
  7. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why on earth would you make that poor girl talk in public? That's just cruel.
     
  8. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    - courtesy of Billy Madison.
     
  9. speedcake

    speedcake Member

    Dec 2, 1999
    Tampa
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    roflmao now thats a girl for me.


    not
     
  10. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    I remember this one time, a reporter asked a Miss Belgium candidate what the square root of 25 was. She almost started crying and replied "why am I always the one getting the mean questions?"
     
  11. LiverpoolFanatic

    Liverpool FC, Philadelphia Union
    Feb 19, 2000
    Lancaster, PA
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What can one say about that...sad, very, very sad.

    Thank you Miss Bubblehead..er I mean Miss South Carolina.
     
  12. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'd hit it,though.

    I mean,seriously,would you not?

    Best part is she won't even be able to call you the next day.She couldn't remember your name or phone number.
     
  13. Nick_78

    Nick_78 New Member

    May 9, 2004
    VA
    Club:
    DC United
    I don't want to defend her too much, but keep in mind that this was Miss TEEN South Carolina and she was on national television.

    Having said that, I've watched that thing four or five times and I'm yet to figure out exactly what the hell she was babbling about. Did she say that a lot of "U.S. Americans" don't have maps?
     
  14. peledre

    peledre Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Sioux Falls, SD
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I get the impression that if you did an MRI on this girls head the inside would look something like this:

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    Only the mouse would be dead.
     
  15. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes. Yes, she did. It was shortly after that when I stopped watching because it was too painful.
     
  16. speedcake

    speedcake Member

    Dec 2, 1999
    Tampa
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    it really is hard to watch. And the implications
     
  17. Katie!

    Katie! New Member

    Dec 4, 2006
    Baton Rouge, LA
    Where is this Theiraq on the map?
     
  18. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I value intelligence in women, and unless I'm blitzed out of my mind, even being that attractive doesn't make up for being that dumb.

    Anyone got a fifth of vodka they're not using?
     
  19. Nick_78

    Nick_78 New Member

    May 9, 2004
    VA
    Club:
    DC United
    I would tell you, but being a U.S. American I don't own a map
     
  20. The Gribbler

    The Gribbler Member

    Jul 14, 1999
    Cedar Hill, Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  21. YankHibee

    YankHibee Member+

    Mar 28, 2005
    indianapolis
    You really gotta go back and watch it again.
     
  22. Katie!

    Katie! New Member

    Dec 4, 2006
    Baton Rouge, LA
    I wish Colbert and Stewart weren't on vacation this week.


    Here is the entire question and answer section. Miss Colorado goes after Miss South Carolina. (AC Slater is still trying to keep himself from laughing when Colorado is answering) Miss Colorado won the competition and had quite a thought provoking question with a truly amazing, well thought out answer. No wonder she won. (Seriously, she was the cutest up there and it is a beauty competition, right?) North Carolina's answer is nice, too.


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  23. Footer Phooter

    Jul 23, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Thanks for that. I needed a laugh.
     
  24. eric_appleby

    eric_appleby Member+

    Jun 11, 1999
    Down East
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Another product of the US public school system.
     

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