20% of Americans can't find the USA on a map. What sayeth you, Miss Teen South Carolina?

Cringe.

 

Brilliant.

Still, wouldn't kick her out of bed for supporting Everton.

 

Huh. I think she thinks she's from South Africa instead of South Carolina.

 

That's bad, even by beauty pageant standards of intelligence.

 

- courtesy of Billy Madison.

 

roflmao now thats a girl for me.


not

 

I remember this one time, a reporter asked a Miss Belgium candidate what the square root of 25 was. She almost started crying and replied "why am I always the one getting the mean questions?"

 

What can one say about that...sad, very, very sad.

Thank you Miss Bubblehead..er I mean Miss South Carolina.

 

I'd hit it,though.

I mean,seriously,would you not?

Best part is she won't even be able to call you the next day.She couldn't remember your name or phone number.

 

I don't want to defend her too much, but keep in mind that this was Miss TEEN South Carolina and she was on national television.

Having said that, I've watched that thing four or five times and I'm yet to figure out exactly what the hell she was babbling about. Did she say that a lot of "U.S. Americans" don't have maps?

 

I get the impression that if you did an MRI on this girls head the inside would look something like this:



Only the mouse would be dead.

 

Yes. Yes, she did. It was shortly after that when I stopped watching because it was too painful.

 

it really is hard to watch. And the implications

 

Where is this Theiraq on the map?

 

I value intelligence in women, and unless I'm blitzed out of my mind, even being that attractive doesn't make up for being that dumb.

Anyone got a fifth of vodka they're not using?

 

I would tell you, but being a U.S. American I don't own a map

 

wtf

 

You really gotta go back and watch it again.

 

I wish Colbert and Stewart weren't on vacation this week.


Here is the entire question and answer section. Miss Colorado goes after Miss South Carolina. (AC Slater is still trying to keep himself from laughing when Colorado is answering) Miss Colorado won the competition and had quite a thought provoking question with a truly amazing, well thought out answer. No wonder she won. (Seriously, she was the cutest up there and it is a beauty competition, right?) North Carolina's answer is nice, too.


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Thanks for that. I needed a laugh.

 

Another product of the US public school system.

 

Go 'cocks!