"10th Anniversary Season"

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  1. McLean FC

    McLean FC Member

    Dec 15, 2005
    McLean, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    1. 1996
    2. 1997
    3. 1998
    4. 1999
    5. 2000
    6. 2001
    7. 2002
    8. 2003
    9. 2004
    10. 2005
    11. 2006

    could someone explain to me why 2006 will be our "10th anniversary season"?
     
  2. John_Harkes_6

    John_Harkes_6 New Member

    Mar 29, 2000
    Baltimore, MD.
    Re: erm, havent we already played 10 seasons?

    1997 is the first anniversary - therefore 2006 is the tenth anniversary -- 11th season but 10th anniversary
     
  3. 352gialloblu

    352gialloblu New Member

    Jun 16, 2003
    England
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Re: erm, havent we already played 10 seasons?

    Because our "first aniversary" was in our second season, so our 10th anniversary will be at the start of our 11th season. Your 13th birthday is actually the start of the 14th year of your life, for example.
     
  4. McLean FC

    McLean FC Member

    Dec 15, 2005
    McLean, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Re: erm, havent we already played 10 seasons?

    this is the way i see it:

    variable A = seasons completed at the end of the celebrated season
    variable B = the # of seasons being celebrated during the season


    the caps celebrated their 30th anniversary in 2002-2003. at the end of that season they completed their 30th season. 30th aniversary during season #30.
    A = B

    dc is celebrating their 10th anniversary in 2006. at the end of the season they would have completed their 11th season. 10th anniversary during season # 11.
    A doesn't= B

    make sense to anyone else? because after all the galaxy and crew celebrated season ten LAST year, and dc la and columbus have all been in it since the start.
     
  5. John_Harkes_6

    John_Harkes_6 New Member

    Mar 29, 2000
    Baltimore, MD.
    Re: erm, havent we already played 10 seasons?

    Obviously you don't have a wife or girlfriend - or if you do you are in the dog house a LOT. The 10th anniversary is 10 years from the first date/game - which means the 10th anniversary is the first game ten years after the first - tada the 11th season. This is not rocket science.
     
  6. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Re: erm, havent we already played 10 seasons?

    The same way that the second millenium started on January 1st, 2001, not on January 1st, 2000.

    All the parties were a year early.

    The Crew, Galaxy, Wizards, Revolution, Rapids, Burn (aka FC Dallas), and MetroDonkeys and Major League Soccer are all celbrating their 10th anniveraries this year.

    Last year was the 10th season of the league.
     
  7. McLean FC

    McLean FC Member

    Dec 15, 2005
    McLean, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Re: erm, havent we already played 10 seasons?

    yup lol
     
  8. JayJay4Pres

    JayJay4Pres New Member

    May 10, 2003
    909
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: erm, havent we already played 10 seasons?


    Third millenium. But yea, the point is valid.
     
  9. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Re: erm, havent we already played 10 seasons?

    Whoops!!!

    See what I mean?

    :D
     
  10. DutchFootballRulez

    Jul 15, 2003
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: erm, havent we already played 10 seasons?

    Wait wait wait...

    what am I hearing? Is someone questioning the logic of the MLS/SUM marketing braintrust? Someone doth commit such heresy? If MLS/SUM say season 11 is the 10th anniversary then the 11th season is the 10th anniversary.
     
  11. Sundevil9

    Sundevil9 Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Reston, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: erm, havent we already played 10 seasons?

    I concur with JH6 here. Both in the math and that it's not rocket science (THAT, I'm qualified to answer :D ).
     
  12. Soccernethost

    Soccernethost New Member

    Apr 16, 1999
    Seriously.

    Is this a league-wide thing or is one of our homegrown marketing dorks responsible? Or maybe we outsourced it to the genius in NY that came up with "Metro Fever"? And, yes. I realize that slipping "anniversary" in there makes it technically accurate. But no less stupid.

    And while we're at it...

    Could someone link to the priceless thread from last year explaining to the math-challenged and nine-fingered how the 2005 season was actually the league's 10th year even though 1996 was the first?

    "But 2005 minus 1996 is only NINE years!"
     
  13. AEK

    AEK Member

    Apr 7, 2000
    Silver Spring, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes lets count them...

    1996 = 1
    1997 = 2
    1998 = 3
    1999 = 4
    2000 = 5
    2001 = 6
    2002 = 7
    2003 = 8
    2004 = 9
    2005 = 10
    2006 = 11

    Of course maybe they are using 1996 = 0. Then it would be 10 years this year:)
     
  14. Frog Boy

    Frog Boy Member

    Jul 14, 2003
    Washington, DC
    Club:
    DC United
    When Pol Pot took over Cambodia he started at Year 0 so maybe this is the same thing.
     
  15. K

    K BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 16, 1999
    DC, Fake America
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When you are born you are 0 and then 12 months later you are 1. When you are married, 12 months later it's your first anniversary. DC United starting playing in 1996...

    K
     
  16. Frog Boy

    Frog Boy Member

    Jul 14, 2003
    Washington, DC
    Club:
    DC United
    But it is your first year on the earth, not your zeroeth year.

    That was the debate about the new millenium starting on Janury 1, 2001 not January 1, 2000.
     
  17. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    an·ni·ver·sa·ry
    n. pl. an·ni·ver·sa·ries
    1. The annually recurring date of a past event, especially one of historical, national, or personal importance: a wedding anniversary; the anniversary of the founding of Rome.
    2. A celebration commemorating such a date.
     
  18. gocaps

    gocaps Member

    Sep 23, 2000
    With the SEs in 134
    Please kill me.
     
  19. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    ... mod's note ...

    Threads merged. Search rocks! Math sucks.
     
  20. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    You're not getting off that easily.:D
     
  21. Pints

    Pints Member

    Apr 21, 2004
    Charm City
    I'll punch you in the nuts if you will kill both of us, please.:cool:
     
  22. DangerMouse37

    DangerMouse37 Member+

    Jan 22, 2004
    WDC / Barra
    Makes me think of Spinal Tap.

    But our speakers go to 11.
     
  23. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis
    Did you ever see Pol Pot and Doug Logan (Mendoza) in the same room together?

    No.

    Coincidence?

    I think not...
     
  24. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    I don't think we've seen more threads on such a thoroughly pointless subject since we had two stars on the away jersey a few years ago.
     
  25. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis
    And if these threads have been going on since 1996, this would be the 10th anniversary for them.
     

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